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Cranky tech jerk. @CriswellGames my gaming account. https://teapawt.org/t.co/Yfv6qZW2Df Musk is a baby

Joined September 2008
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burn this place down
I should tweet and shit
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Just a reminder Musk is a dipshit. Leave this platform already.
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What you mean this picture?
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💄 TOOL's MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN challenged Florida's new anti-drag laws by wearing prosthetic breasts and lipstick during last night's show in Daytona Beach. 📸 See photos of TOOL's whole set bit.ly/3Mqb2fd
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Oh NOW these chodes wanna wear masks!
It’s almost like these two movements are connected?
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Remember kids, conservatives are for limited government and no nanny state cnn.com/2023/05/20/us/missis…
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In the workplace, a child will learn valuable skills they can’t apply elsewhere. At public schools, they learn to hate their parents and the very things that make them free.
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I keep coming back thinking maybe Twitter doesn't suck now, and every time I do I realize it sucks even more. Twitter is basically 4chan these days, racist and toxic assholes are amplified, and it's all gone to shit....
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Santos is an incredible example of how utterly stupid conservatives are. Like, how do you not realize how easy it is for people to catch you fraudulently claiming unemployment?
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Really? Why not?
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Today was the day Donald trump finally became president
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Today was the day Donald trump finally became president
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Welp, it's been fun everyone, but as it stands right now the Twitter integration with video game consoles (how I power my @CriswellGames account) no longer works... #RIPTwitter #Twittershutdown #TwitterOFF
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Told y’all
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oh. my. god. – at San Francisco, CA
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RIP Elon Twitter Nov 2022 - Nov 2022
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Someone has to say it: Elon Musk has lied for 27 years about his credentials. He does not have a BS in Physics, or any technical field. Did not get into a PhD program. Dropped out in 1995 & was illegal. Later, investors quietly arranged a diploma - but not in science. 🧵1/
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The University of Pennsylvania considers Musk to be a graduate of both the economics department and the physics department. "Elon Musk earned a B.A. in physics and a B.S. in economics from the University of Pennsylvania. The degrees were awarded on May 19, 1997." -Penn, 2019 snopes.com/fact-check/mus…
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As an engineer at Twitter, I can confirm that Elon Musk doesn’t understand anything about our website, or coding in general. Not gonna lie, we laugh REALLY hard about it behind his back. We’ve been calling him “the CEO,” but it stands for Code Efficiency 0.
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"diana thirst" (@rlycalm) is a satirical account. "A person claiming to be a Twitter engineer ... who goes by Diana Thirst on Twitter, is a comedian who has been known to post similarly outlandish things before ..." dailydot.com/debug/twitter-… In their own words: "I write satire!" twitter.com/rlycalm/status…
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Criswell retweeted
What if this was our final tweet
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Imagine going through all this and still thinking Elon Musk is a smart man
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Elon really just tweeted this. Jesus
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