Crowbar ♀

“. . . I’m back, baby.”

“The humans... they’ve, returned?”

“I. Still. Remember.”

“Bless my spark,” “I live!”

“You see this is why I like going into hiding. Sure I won’t contribute much to the war but at least I can get some peace and quiet till Megatron makes me get off my giant aft for another recon mission.” teapawt.org/freneticcallous/status…

“They have to eventually, Might even line some traps just to mess with ‘em and yeah, hi.” teapawt.org/freneticcallous/status…

“God damn autobots on my scrap again...”

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“I find your lack of destruction boring.”

“Tick tick boom!” “Your dead.”

Crowbar is just tumbling down a mountain without a single care in the world.

“I blew up a high school a few days ago.” “The children cheered.” “I was terrified.”

Sends an encrypted message to all decepticons. Y’all scrap compared to us dreads.

“Hell Yeah I Did! Who wouldn’t miss a twin version of them self who sympathised with insects?” teapawt.org/weaponizedhemi/status/…

“Draggy!” Oh god Crowbar made a nickname a terrible one at that. But the con would embrace her ‘twin.’ teapawt.org/weaponizedhemi/status/…

“Comeback they said.” “There’s less of them they said.” “NOT THE HELM they said.”

Can and will blow up every single organic on this planet. However she chooses not to.

Crowbars winced, the femme was steaming both figuratively and literally. This mech had some nerve to strike the dread in such a ‘vulnerable’ spot. Angrily she slams her dreads down on the mechs back. Each individual dread making a metallic cling. teapawt.org/tripkapro/status/93211…

Crowbar tried to ignore the mech, her optics rolling in annoyance. “Stupid animal.” The con muttered before giving her fellow cybertroian a swift kick to the chassis. teapawt.org/tripkapro/status/93207…