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Christian Hedonist | Florida Supremacist | Southern Cosmopolitan | Side Splitters Regular | Classy Degenerate | Liberal Elitist | Blue Collar Scholar

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Don't trust them new DEIs over there🎶 Leaving they DEI essence in the air 🎶
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sierra@sierralayko6h
whenever someone tries to gossip with me over microsoft teams
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This is how most people have lived for the history of humanity
pri™️ (@_mojokojo) profile picturepri™️
@_mojokojoNov 10
this app so insane man ppl deadass get on here and be like “groceries not expensive you jus gotta eat the same thing everyday before the ingredients expire. DUHHH”
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Mira Gonzalez@miragonzNov 10
abortion trolley problem
Anaïs (@MorriganReading) profile pictureAnaïs@MorriganReadingNov 10
feel like I just witnessed the birth of a meme
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cal (@JorCal_) profile picture
cal@JorCal_Nov 8
what conservatives say liberals are doing to texas, is what they’re actually doing to florida lmao
Political Polls (@PpollingNumbers) profile picturePolitical Polls
@PpollingNumbersNov 8
New - The longer you lived in Florida, the more likely you were to vote Democratic. 🔴 1-5 yrs R+25 🔵 11-20 yrs D+5 🔵 20+ yrs D+5 NBC exit polls
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#briseboisout • Pay Kuch (@champabayceo) profile picture
#briseboisout • Pay Kuch@champabayceoNov 8
Close the borders, deport all transplants
Politics Watch (@politics_watch1) profile picturePolitics Watch
@politics_watch1Nov 8
The longer you’ve lived in Florida, the more likely you were to vote Democratic. 1–5 yrs: R+25 🟥 6–10 yrs: R+9 🟥 11–20 yrs: D+5 🟦 20+ yrs: D+5 🟦 (NBC Exit polls)
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This is an infiltration
Political Polls (@PpollingNumbers) profile picturePolitical Polls
@PpollingNumbersNov 8
New - The longer you lived in Florida, the more likely you were to vote Democratic. 🔴 1-5 yrs R+25 🔵 11-20 yrs D+5 🔵 20+ yrs D+5 NBC exit polls
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Birthday dinner
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BRS (@Bryce_Estelle) profile picture
BRS
@Bryce_EstelleNov 7
But some of us would never shut up
Bluma (@x25princess) profile pictureBluma@x25princessNov 6
If dick size was as outwardly obvious as tit size, a lot of y'all would keep your fucking mouth shut.
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chris✌🏼 (@sonohedman) profile picture
chris✌🏼@sonohedmanNov 7
was perfect before all of you moved here and ruined it
Nick | Gut Health (@theholisticnick) profile pictureNick | Gut Health
@theholisticnickNov 6
Tampa is the most mid city I’ve lived in. I really wanted to like it. Truly do not understand anyone hyping it up as the best spot in Florida.
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drinë 🇽🇰🇪🇺@horrorhasbegunNov 6
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Luke Bradley (@lucasdrayton) profile picture
Luke Bradley
@lucasdraytonNov 6
"they noticed you're scaring the hoes" is perhaps the best 2026 midterms take yet
🚩Dan Credentials🚩 (@CharlemagnumPI) profile picture🚩Dan Credentials🚩@CharlemagnumPINov 5
Young men don’t want your Nazi bullshit because they have gay and trans friends, their favorite coworker is a 50 year old Mexican guy, and they noticed that you’re scaring the hoes
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Patrick Heizer (@PatrickHeizer) profile picture
Patrick Heizer
@PatrickHeizerNov 6
"I don't understand how taxes work" is truly one of the most common type of posts on this site.
KDH (@KDH718795887741) profile pictureKDH
@KDH718795887741Nov 6
Replying to @Reinita625
$109k is not much money anymore and the feds want to take 25% of it. Fucking nuts.
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Y'all gotta learn how progressive taxes work. Standard deduction is 16k and you don't pay on the first 12k
Sjeta (@sjetavt) profile pictureSjeta
@sjetavtNov 6
22% of 52k is about 11k. That’s almost an entire year’s worth of rent. They’re taking a quarter of your paycheck during a time when gas is the highest it’s ever been and inflation has driven up prices to the point most people are living paycheck to paycheck
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Robot James 🤖🏖 (@therobotjames) profile picture
Robot James 🤖🏖
@therobotjamesNov 5
they've renamed it to texas they&them now
Cain 🤯 (@MCKCROSS) profile pictureCain 🤯@MCKCROSSNov 4
Texas A&M versus South Carolina Two LIBERAL schools in LIBERAL states
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Angie Nixon (@AngieNixon) profile picture
Angie Nixon
@AngieNixonNov 5
CC: @PeterSchorschFL You always have some slick shit to say. Either you’re a racist or you’re pissed @micheleforfl doesn’t want you. Knock it off.
Peter Schorsch (@PeterSchorschFL) profile picturePeter Schorsch
@PeterSchorschFLNov 5
If only @AngieNixon and @micheleforfl had danced and rapped more they might have won!
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If Peter danced and rapped more, he wouldn't be such a miserable fat fuck
Peter Schorsch (@PeterSchorschFL) profile picturePeter Schorsch
@PeterSchorschFLNov 5
If only @AngieNixon and @micheleforfl had danced and rapped more they might have won!
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Y'all think if I send an email to my boss's boss's boss asking why we're adding another position below me instead of paying the employees we already have a competitive wage it will bite me in the ass?
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nick wright
@getnickwrightNov 4
The problem with refusing to be honest with your audience (and potentially yourself!) about your politics while creating political content is you end up creating political content that appeals to... absolutely no one.
Stephen A Smith (@stephenasmith) profile pictureStephen A Smith
@stephenasmithNov 4
Winning back the House could be the very thing that COSTS you the White House in 2028! And TRUST ME, there's a reason I'm saying that! I've got a message for BOTH parties, and some folks aren't going to like it! Watch my full episode on YouTube about the 2026 Midterm Elections. bit.ly/4eIKjte
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As-salamu alaykum, comrades. Infidels will be transported by DEI bus drivers to their government-mandated gender-reassignment camps on January 3. Wallah.
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Damarys@RoatansFinestNov 4
Yall: Florida didn’t deserve Angie Nixon Me in Florida deserving Angie Nixon: 😞
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