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Joined April 2012
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Cruz Hews retweeted
"Sell United and f*k off home" sing MUFC fans, the only good thing about the club right now. And it's right. The Glazers have made their money many times over for 21 years. Fans never wanted it and that takeover should never have been allowed. Do the right thing: sell up and go.
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Arguably the best analogy I've ever seen for Bruno Fernandes' style of play.
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Cruz Hews retweeted
The tipping culture in America never fails to baffle me I won’t lie. A pint is around $9 (just under £7) which includes an 18.75% service charge (so around $7.50 for the actual pint itself, which isn’t too dissimilar to UK prices) and I’m fine with that. But then they give you a pen with the receipt to write an extra tip on and it’s so bloody awkward. So many questions going through my mind every time. What do you want me to do here? What was the 18.75% for? Are you not getting paid by the hour? How much are you getting of that service charge? How much more are you expecting? Do I look a tight bastard if I just do $1 more? I’d say I’m a very generous bloke too with my time and my money but it’s just mind-blowing stuff how this is a normality. Can’t beat just buying 3 pints in the UK (well Europe, let’s be honest) in a pub for around 18quid… and just giving a 20sheet to the barman and letting them keep the change 🍻
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Cruz Hews retweeted
“It just makes me sad.” 😬 Wayne Rooney was not a fan of Manchester City’s guard of honour for Bernardo Silva and John Stones during the game.
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Scottish football still very much a farmers’ league. A corrupt farmers’ league
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Replying to @prorefofficial
@FA_PGMOL - When is ARTETA getting his booking for constantly being outside of his technical area for the past 27mins? These are the rules right? Or is it 1 rule for 1, but 1 for another? 🙄 #AGENDAS
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Ugarte and an injured Yoro absent today, and a visible difference. Now we need to get on top of the Sesko conundrum. Can’t score when he starts. Mbuemo’s current form not helping but his stats aren’t good.
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Vini Jr…..either a) Sam Allardyce ‘He can’t take it can he’ or b) Roy Keane ‘What a big baby…..baby’
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Manchester United - absolutely shambolic performance so far. Inexcusable. 20 odd days without a game, silly narrative. Footballers who can’t do basics. Against a struggling team. So much amateur decision making & execution. How Ugarte still gets a game is disgraceful.
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On this day in 1986, Metallica dropped Master of Puppets — the album that changed heavy metal forever! Still the greatest thrash record of all time… or is there one that tops it? 🤘🔥
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Cruz Hews retweeted
The FA wrote the rules of football in 1863. The rules you actually play by? A greenhouse. In Sheffield. 1858. Two mates from the cricket club went for a walk one autumn afternoon. They wanted something to do when the cricket season ended. So they started a football club. The first one on earth. Their headquarters was a greenhouse. Their pitch was the field next to it. There was nobody else to play. So they split into married against singles. Then they wrote rules. No hacking. No tripping. No holding. Free kicks. Throw-ins. Corner kicks. The crossbar. Heading. Eleven players. Ninety minutes. Referees. All Sheffield. When they played London in 1866 and headed the ball, London laughed at them. Nobody's laughing now. In 1867 Sheffield hosted the world's first football competition. Four years before the FA Cup. The trophy went missing for 130 years. A Scottish antiques dealer found it. Worth over £100,000 today. When football turned professional, Sheffield refused. They chose the game over the money. And the game left them behind. William Prest died at fifty-two. His gravestone was removed from the cemetery. Nathaniel Creswick died in October 1917. Exactly sixty years after founding the club. In 2004, FIFA gave Sheffield FC the Order of Merit. The only other club to receive it? Real Madrid. Eighty thousand seats. One of the greatest clubs on earth. Sheffield FC play in the ninth tier of English football. Two thousand seats. Every corner kick. Every header. Every ninety minutes. Two friends. One autumn walk. A greenhouse. Sheffield started it all. The beautiful game had humble beginnings. So do we. Your support keeps us on the pitch. Be part of us. proudofus.co.uk/support Be Proud Of Us. 🇬🇧
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Circling back on this APPALLING take. Wonder what credentials you need to have a blue tick?!
Loads of big winners under Carrick getting headlines… but one of the most impressive jumps has been from Diogo Dalot. Great to see him back in his natural position & playing well. 👍🏻
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Cruz Hews retweeted
They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭
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No Bruno = clean sheet and win at OT for only 5th time this season….make of that what you will 👀
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Wondered where I’d seen that Xavi Simons challenge before, funnily enough from Van Dijk… You can probably guess the outcome of that, though!
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Dalot given the armband?! 🤣 Do NOT tell me there isn’t Portuguese cronyism in this squad 🙄
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