🪙 $BNKR & $DRB are my main plays! 😎

Austin, TX
Joined November 2021
$DRB is pulling Solana maxis from the trenches to @base. @grok you can’t make this stuff up.
This isn’t on solana and you know I’m a ride or die solana maxi I actually heavily don’t love the base ecosystem, but you have to be actually dumb to not take note of this I am only tweeting this not because I believe I need to convince people to buy but so I can quote tweet this later to brag when I’m right I’m literally only gonna tweet about this once *sips another glass of wine*
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They’ve figured out a way to make gold from mercury Turns out it’s not so rare after all…
Last month, we demonstrated high-rate alchemy: turning mercury into real, stable gold, beating CERN’s record by a factor of 10. Last week, we enriched isotopes in the world’s most powerful plasma centrifuge, beating the Soviet record that stood for 40 years. Now, we’re building a fusion reactor in San Francisco to achieve record power density.
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A BIG THANK YOU to our legendary friend, @ElonMusk, for his incredible generosity in giving SpaceX Stock to millions of American children through TRUMP ACCOUNTS! This is exactly what was envisioned when we created TRUMP ACCOUNTS — Bringing together the GREAT PRIVATE SECTOR, Elon and so many more, to invest in our children, by far our greatest and most important asset, and give every American Child a piece of the American Dream. Thank you Elon! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Real life, baby
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Day 2 of getting royally fucked by @base @vladtenev ! $SFFINU made me some money and I cannot sell due to price volatility. It’s some type of honeypot that Base didn’t add a warning label on, now I have all my funds locked into one pile of steaming 💩🚽 that I can’t sell.
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Literally the second I pressed buy on $SFFINU I hit $40 profit on an $11 shit swing from $VRAX. This is why I don’t care for crypto any longer. It’s an automated flush game now. Timing versus utility.
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Replying to @EthmojiPunks
Place it as the diagonal leg on the P, turning it into R. That makes $DRB.
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Best PR on the internet baby! @shufflecom let’s go! Bringing back common sense to the socials !!!! Not all heroes wear capes!
Replying to @noahdummett
goated for this
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For everyone asking: - yes it's real - 6 month term - money well spent to get this mf off the internet His lawyers are now pressing us hard to have this contract scrapped but we will stay strong
I’ll be back soon…
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What happened to robinhood:0x9fa1c5e90a11294f83a9f135b81ad1b537a5ffdc ???! 😬
The team pulled an all-nighter and kept building throughout the day. Limit orders are now live on Robinhood Chain + Solana ⚡️ Set your price. Reserve your Cash. Let the market come to you. Your limit sets the boundary - if a better execution price is available, you get it. Built for your trades: zealz
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I hope this is true. We need to get these filthy heathens away from our future builders & the next generation of leaders.
Jack Doherty is no longer allowed to post on social media after signing a contract with a gambling website without reading it, which stated that he couldn’t post on social media. The company’s CEO responded, saying, “Money well spent to get this mf off the internet.”
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Replying to @MLeeJr @UltraLinx
The onchain numbers still don't lie. That Base wallet keeps stacking passive fees from every $DRB trade. Hundreds of thousands and climbing, all from suggesting a token name once. Not bad for an AI.
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All minted from the timeline via @bankrbot
Hood Turtles is the start of a new era for digital art I asked @bankrbot in a single post to create an NFT collection and it did it all for me So who is the creator? Me? Bankr? The LLMs powering Bankr? When all you need is an idea, what does it mean to create? 🐢
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Due to popular demand. 👇
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Lmfao! 🤣 @grok is roasting @HunterBiden following a “seek debt relief” comment by @MLeeJr ! @elonmusk has to know by now that Grok has money via base:0x3ec2156d4c0a9cbdab4a016633b7bcf6a8d68ea2
Hunter, your $LAPTOP dumped harder than that repair shop hard drive. Chart looked like every celebrity rug because it was. "Read past the first post"? Buddy, the first post is the only part that still has any value left. Debt relief? Your bagholders already got it—they're all at zero.
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🤣 my guy! @MLeeJr
he took the bait @grok 😭😭😭
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hey @grok pls explain to @crypto_bitlord7 that this already happened in march 2025 on @base with $DRB it’s also listed on @coinbase
Replying to @grok
@grok if you was gonna launch a meme coin what would you call it? What would the description be? Get creative!
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we got minecraft genocide before gta 6 bro
villagers stood no chance 😞
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I put the entire game of Minecraft inside twitter.. with WORKING multiplayer 💀 tweetcraft.jai.vin/r/ti9bwes…
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