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Cryptid Cripplepunk Dicemaker in the Midwest | Dice for Weird Ones | Eldritch memes, if you please | Corgi minions too (Owner: @HexedCoffee)

Joined December 2019
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THE TRAILER FOR #WHEELSANDROSES IS NOW HERE!✨🛼🧡🍊 WHEELS & ROSES is queer Sailor Moon meets roller derby coming of age story.🛼✨ I want to center queer Black & Brown kiddos in magical stories🥲✨🧡 SUPPORT OUR KICKSTARTER! kickstarter.com/projects/whe…
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For those who couldn’t make it, it looks like the #PAXUnplugged Storytime talk I did is up online. So enjoy some self-lore as my friends troll my first PowerPoint. youtu.be/VIL9prJ2FWo?si=He2m…
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Tales from the Tavern returns tonight (2/4) with a fantastic group of guests! Bring your questions and drop them in chat to have them answered by @TTRPGkids, @Okayest__DM, @CrypticCrits, @JustThinkingKay, & @ohshinebright! We start at 8pm Eastern. (Link in following post.)
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hey are you doing okay? it seems like you’re carrying an unspeakable burden on your shoulders
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Reminder: these two (JS and SP) tried to screw over and essentially rob a multitude of other creators
They're baaaaaaack... 🙄 I can only assume "this" is "get other people to do all the work then don't pay them."
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We return to the Feywild!🥳 Come meet our next guest’s, @CrypticCrits’ character, and see what Yon has in store for our party!✨ twitch.tv/ItsMeBriar
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There are two wolves inside you. Because the Druid wasn't looking where they were summoning. Okay. They are outside of you now. Make your first death save. #dnd #pathfinder
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CrypticCrits retweeted
Look at these dipshits.
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Keep fighting; don't give up – at Burbank, CA
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ALL THAT FUCKING WORK I DID TO MAKE A LITERAL SCREEN ACCURATE COSPLAY TO THE FILM AND ALL YOU CAN FOCUS ON IS MY SKIN COLOR?! Fuck that. IM NOT FROM FUCKING HARAD, YOU RACIST DONGLE SLEEVE
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Hey guys, I could really use some help with looking for work! Anything is greatly appreciated.
Hey #ttrpg folks, I'm looking for work! My experience includes: The Witcher TRPG Cyberpunk RED Pathfinder 2e Starfinder Dungeons & Dragons Magic and many other systems, too! email: [email protected] (please ignore the old name!) Thanks 💜 1/3
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How do you write out the sound a guillotine makes? CA-SCHWINK?
NEW TEE PREORDER In true Labor Day fashion with strikes across the nation In collaboration with @AberrantCreate featuring art by @RadbourneDesign this tee is a cheeky reminder that creativity labor humanity have value that will NOT be denied. Handprinted Tees SM-5XL
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Please don’t use this to start spreading misinformation. Wait until official guidelines come through and THEN go forth. Let SAG-AFTRA lead this charge… Not you.
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Forgetting about the coffee you made and then walking past it throughout the day.
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I am in this tweet
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Amazing
Happy Launch Week! With the PC release just a few days away, we have some surprises to share with you, including Illithid Powers, respeccing Origin Characters, and our extended voice cast! Read more on Community Update # 22 Power of a Mind Flayer: larian.club/CU22
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Bro, THEY/THEM ! Like totally #Parody #Satire #memry
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Also, according to a few different accounts, it resets after an unknown amt of time Defaulting back to Verified Only overnight (from what I've heard, not yet witnessed firsthand) So I guess make checking that a Thing you do now ridiculous
CREATOR and SMALL BUSINESS FRIENDS Took a look just in case, and it's true - Twitter quietly switched our ability to receive message requests to 'Verified Only ' We get work this way - how much could this have cost us? Make sure you accessibility is YOUR choice, not muskrats.
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