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Here's to 5 miserable months on the wagon and all the irreparable harm that it's caused me. πŸ¦ŽπŸ’πŸ€–πŸ’

Joined September 2017
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🟩 CryptoStoner retweeted
🚨 Chris Larsen (Ripple co-founder) just dumped ~$200M worth of XRP in the past 10 days. Still buying? You're the exit liquidity. He's dumping on you. Think twice. ⚠️
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🟩 CryptoStoner retweeted
Ted Cruz Destroyed In Interview As He's Unable To Name Ayatollah's Favorite Starter Pokemon buff.ly/hNxxlFK
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🟩 CryptoStoner retweeted
If you weren’t sure who the Deep State were, they all got pardoned today.
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🟩 CryptoStoner retweeted
The crypto market isn't dumping. The coins are crying over the loss of Hard Rock Nick. Rest In Peace, legend.
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🟩 CryptoStoner retweeted
Monkes and Geckos who started this whole thing sit at 20m MC lmao
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🟩 CryptoStoner retweeted
This week, Fed Chairman Jerome Powell was asked if he would step down if President Trump asked him to resign. Powell answered β€œNo.” The law does not permit the president to fire the Fed chairman. Powell didn’t mention, however, that The Federal Reserve is unconstitutional to begin with. No power was ever granted to the federal government to create a monopoly bank that manipulates interest rates and counterfeits money. So the big issue is not who has more authority over the other; the president or the Fed chairman. The issue is that the Federal Reserve should not exist at all! Watch below:
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🟩 CryptoStoner retweeted
If Bitcoin hits $88,888 today I will send a Galactic Gecko to any follower who retweets this. @GalacticGeckoSG
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🟩 CryptoStoner retweeted
Kamala's economic plan is taking shape, starting with *5 trillion dollars* in new taxes. These include a 39.6% top rate on small business, the highest-ever capital gains tax, and taking the corporate rate from one of the best in the world to one of the worst -- higher than China, Canada, and even Europe. But the very dumbest is taxing "unrealized capital gains" -- money you didn't actually make.
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🟩 CryptoStoner retweeted
Millennials and Gen Z are giving up, "spiraling, partying hard, and blowing their savings" as they descend into financial oblivion. The Washington Post calls it "embracing chaos." USA Today advises therapy. Neither mention the inflation and shriveled wages that are hollowing out the next generations.
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crypto is what money can be, unburdened by what has been.
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BREAKING: SOLANA MEMECOIN $MOTHER (@IGGYAZALEA) SMASHES $100M MARKET CAP
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🟩 CryptoStoner retweeted
at this point donald trump could be convicted for 3rd degree murder and i’d still vote for him over joe biden lol
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🟩 CryptoStoner retweeted
Renters and Homeowners are living in entirely different economies. While homeowners cashed in on the Fed’s pandemic trillions β€” refinancing at 3% and banking hundreds of thousands in gains β€” renters got nothing from the Fed but inflation. This two-speed economy is now blinding the Fed, with rich homeowners driving robust spending numbers even as most Americans struggle to hold on.
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JUST IN: πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Former President Donald Trump says "Biden doesn't even know what" crypto is and if you like crypto you "better vote for Trump."
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🟩 CryptoStoner retweeted
43% of small businesses can't pay the rent, Bloomberg reports. For restaurants, 52% can't pay the rent. That's the highest number since the depths of the lockdowns. And it's very odd considering "blockbuster" official statistics on GDP and unemployment.
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🟩 CryptoStoner retweeted
I should have collaborated with that meme coin
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This is the best way to explain the current cycle to my normie friends.
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🟩 CryptoStoner retweeted
β€œThe Shitcoin Advisor” Hilarious sketch about Jeo Boden and Dogwifhat by @lilsasquatch66 and @FeitsBarstool.
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