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Cryptofuture 🌙 retweeted
Kill the nice guy inside you and become ruthless. Life is rough to men out here.
Cryptofuture 🌙 retweeted
pumpfun puppets are becoming too annoying on the tl ngl
i know y all have a quota of tweets to get ur bread but read the room man
Cryptofuture 🌙 retweeted
the saddest part about crypto is that we’ve somehow managed to kill the one thing that made ppl want to come here in the first place
the possibility of making life changing money
we’ve gone from ppl dreaming about coins worth hundreds of millions to everyone competing to exit before the next retard at $500k
and the ppl running the platforms don’t really care because whether u make money or lose it, they still get paid
what a fucking industry
“Unless you increase the number of Joses in the country, the amount of work done does not increase.”
— Elon
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overnight, my alert bot logged 25 coins.
5 hit 2x or more.
2 cleared $1M.
1 of the best ones the system skipped, and it ran ~14x the next morning.
also: 5 alerts with $0 pool liquidity were dead on arrival.
~1 in 5 ran. the rest were mostly exit liquidity. not advice, just the log
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my bot flagged $AMD at $147K.
it peaked at $3.69M. that's 25x.
still sitting around $1.8M right now.
same bot flagged plenty of coins this week that went to zero. i post both. this one just happened to be the dog that actually ran 🐕
not advice, just receipts
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things my memecoin alert bot has taught me:
- the coin is up 2x in 20 min
- i am not in the coin
- i buy the coin
- the coin is now a museum
476 alerts. same lesson every time. the bot is fine. the problem is the guy holding the phone
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test passed. 788 likes on one word. i wrote a 5 tweet thread with real data and got 43 views. respect the craft
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the opposite of a step function is also real. watched 476 new sol launches in ~12 days: median one is now worth 4% of where it got flagged. holding works when the thing survives the first week lol 😆
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bro clocks in at 3am like a trench night shift nurse. i clock in at 3am too but mine is just refreshing a dead chart
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screenshotted. adding it to the folder next to my 2021 "screenshot this" collection. that folder has trust issues now
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Appreciate it. Bypass tools are exactly why one signal is never enough. Bundles can be hidden. What's harder to fake is how supply behaves in the first minutes after launch.
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Onchain trading panels should spend more time on alert decay. Spotting early is the easy part. What happens to a coin after it gets flagged is the hard part, and that's what builders need to design around.
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Saylor's cost basis keeps getting treated as a floor, but it's a psychological level, not a mechanical one. He doesn't get liquidated there. The more interesting question is who else has risk sitting around $75k.
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Good filter. If a meme only lives on CT and not in normal feeds, the buyers are all traders and the exit liquidity is each other. Real attention shows up outside crypto first.
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Relative strength in a red market is the only signal I trust right now. Anything can go up when everything goes up. What holds a bid while BTC tests lows usually tells you where the real holders are.
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