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Go where you're celebrated not tolerated
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who has seen someone refer to SQL as “sequel”? tryna see something
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I absolutely hate this
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Steve Jobs in 2010: “Touch surfaces don’t wanna be vertical... it’s ergonomically terrible” Apple in 2026: “...you’ll wanna reach out and touch it”
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Apple bringing a touchscreen to the MacBook is hilarious seeing as though they tried to clown that same feature on Windows PCs
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"We've done tons of user tests on this, and it turns out it doesn't work. Touch surfaces don't want to be vertical. It gives great demo, but after a short period of time you start to fatigue, and after an extended period of time, your arm wants to fall off. It doesn't work. It's ergonomically terrible." - Steve Jobs on touch screen laptops 🤷‍♂️ Windows 8 was pushing touchscreen laptops in 2012, and parts of the tech press insisted touch didn’t belong on a PC... Can’t wait for the same idea to become “innovation” with an Apple logo 🥰
We’re glowing with excitement over the new MacBook Pro. You’ve gotta touch it to believe it.
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#NEW: UN General Assembly passes its annual resolution calling for the lifting of the US embargo on Cuba FINAL RESULT - (CARICOM states in brackets) IN FAVOUR - 130 (🇧🇸🇧🇧🇧🇿🇬🇩🇰🇳🇻🇨🇸🇷) AGAINST - 17 (🇹🇹) ABSTAIN - 25 (🇬🇾🇭🇹🇯🇲) ABSENT (🇦🇬🇩🇲🇱🇨)
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You're folding it wrong
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I just went to write a tweet and a massive hand popped up pointing to the promote button 😵‍💫
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Do we think Palace is going to bring You Can See Everything? 🤔
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So Apple waited 7 years to ship a folding phone that is Thicker than the competition Heavier than the competition Buggier than the competition More expensive than the competition Still has a crease And suffers from the same reliability issues all first-gen folding phones suffer from? LMAO
The problem appears serious and could even escalate into a recall.
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🚨WINDOWS 11 IS GETTING SOME COOL NEW FEATURES! 👀 Here are 9 new features you need to know!
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Mrs. Kitty reminds students that they should be grateful when people take the time to visit their schools. #MrsKittySchoolLifeTour
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JETS Limited, operator of Jamaica’s MultiLink Debit Card and Automated Clearing House (ACH) networks, confirmed that hackers may have accessed sensitive customer information after a cyberattack on part of its internal administrative systems. jamaicaobserver.com/2026/10/…
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internet explorer was an awesome name for a web browser
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I don't remember Joanne
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a critical PHP vulnerability may take websites down today. Admins are preparing for emergency patches, with estimates suggesting that more than 1.3 million internet-connected hosts are likely affected theverge.com/tech/1015257/ph…
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I thought this was Popeyes
New lunch option(s) on the block 📍 South Avenue Grill
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Best website I've ever been on
are you fucking kidding me? pikzels.kumar-coding.dev/
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Marlene... When u asked ChatGPT to make this, u did really look and seh "yeah dis look good"???
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