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Quite possibly the worst but best goal ever scored in the history of the game..
Barrow vs Forest Green looked a cracker today ๐๐๐
I'm walking through duty free at the airport. I travel a lot with work and every time I go through I always think the smell of all the perfumes together is amazing and wonderful. And it always seems like the same smell. Can they make a perfume that smells of all the perfumes?
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Doug Loft | 1986 - 2026
Forever Valiant ๐ค๐ค
Love this song
Knopfler dejรณ de cantar y se quedรณ tres minutos mรกs. Ese cierre de "Sultans of Swing" no estรก en el disco. Londres, 1996. La Fender limpia, sin teatro, y el pรบblico quieto. ยฟEsto es mejor que la versiรณn del รกlbum, o el disco ya lo dijo todo? Los leo
#DireStraits #ClassicRock ๐
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In August 1951, an Associated Press story introduced America to Dagwood, a remarkable cat from Portland, Oregon, who had spent six years playing ping-pong with her owner, Ted Matson. Matson originally allowed Dagwood onto the table simply to keep her from interrupting his gamesโbut instead, she became part of them.
Her fascination with the ball made perfect sense. Cats are naturally wired to stalk, chase, and swat at fast-moving objects, instincts inherited from their predatory ancestors. But Dagwood took those instincts to another level, reportedly mastering both a one-pawed volley and a two-pawed smash.
Most cats might chase a ping-pong ball for a few minutes before losing interest. Dagwood kept returning to the table for six years, transforming a playful habit into an unusual talent that eventually became national news.
Then one day we'll have to rename it Hyper, then Ultra, then Mega ๐ Anyway Trump, there are loads of lesser intelligence beings on earth already so I say humans are already Super intelligences. Let's just stick with Artificial, then it doesn't matter how clever AI gets.
Serious question here (minimum thought from me admittedly)...
Why couldn't they have put that US death row lady under anaesthetic (when she wouldn't die) and then unload an Uzi into her head from close range, or drop an anvil on her head or something? Surely she'd have no clue?
The shelf life of a half eaten banana ๐๐๐
Replying to @GuntherEagleman
OH MY FUCKING GOD. ๐ Five days. FIVE. FUCKING. DAYS. ๐
September 28:
โMail in ballots need to be banned.โ
October 3, after Trump says Republicans should vote by mail:
โHEโS RIGHT!โ
Gunther, your convictions have the shelf life of a fucking half-eaten banana. Trump changes the script and five days later youโre reading the new one like we canโt fucking scroll. ๐
The Parking Lot Frog is the greatest thing to ever have been invented in sport. Watching the hunt for this on the screen above the game would be phenomenal๐ ๐ธ๐ ๐บ
Ian Stanway ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐บ๐ฆ retweeted
She was in his life for a mere 10 steps and the dude lost his hair from stress
I was the best man at my best mate's wedding in 2018. Just came across this list of things to pack for the stag do on an old Trello board. The gimp suit was for the groom of course ๐























