@DCColdCuts

Documenting the best deli options in the district. Highly opinionated about rye bread.

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Being an attorney is __________.
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Ramin Nasibov
@RaminNasibovOct 26
Millennials have been chasing this high for decades
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Wife Has Encyclopedic Knowledge Of Precise Current Location Of Every Item In Household buff.ly/zO8qlt5

Wife Has Encyclopedic Knowledge Of Precise Current Location Of Every Item In Household

LINDA VISTA, CA—Local wife and mother Jessica Parsons has an incredible superpower: she always knows the exact current location of every single item in her household.

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TMZ
@TMZOct 25
Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers tmz.com/2026/10/25/nicki-min…

Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers

Nicki Minaj has received some informal nominations to be the next White House Press Secretary ... with 2 staffers glowingly floating her name as a replacement after Katie Zacharia was fired.

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Matthew Adler@mattadler81Oct 26
Based on how hard it is to snag a reservation, I can’t imagine anyone is sleeping on the new Alfie’s in Georgetown, but holy shit is it delicious! One of my fave new restaurants this year. Can’t wait to go back.
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The #WordOfTheDay is ‘emissary.’ ow.ly/Tmkl5100hpN
WORD OF THE DAY Merriam- Webster OCTOBER 25, 2026 emissary noun | EM-uh-sair-ee a person sent to represent another person or organization

ALT WORD OF THE DAY Merriam- Webster OCTOBER 25, 2026 emissary noun | EM-uh-sair-ee a person sent to represent another person or organization

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The #WordOfTheDay is ‘puissant.’ ow.ly/2jVc5100hg6
WORD OF THE DAY Merriam- Webster OCTOBER 24, 2026 puissant adjective | PWISS-unt powerful

ALT WORD OF THE DAY Merriam- Webster OCTOBER 24, 2026 puissant adjective | PWISS-unt powerful

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erika@yeeeerikaOct 23
"at least it's friday"
A scene from the 1988 film Heathers showing a disheveled teenage girl with messy dark hair, blood on her face, and a cigarette in her mouth standing in a crowded high school hallway.

ALT A scene from the 1988 film Heathers showing a disheveled teenage girl with messy dark hair, blood on her face, and a cigarette in her mouth standing in a crowded high school hallway.

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Kyle Chayka@chaykakOct 23
editors in my draft... am i going to make it
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We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'
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Matt Lindner@mattlindnerOct 22
Ditka sweater koozies at the Miller Lite tailgate
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Taylor Craig
@TaylorCraigOct 21
Nothing beats the ferry commute in nyc. Nothing.
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Larry Sabato
@LarrySabatoOct 22
Time tunnel to 1930s Germany
CBS News
@CBSNewsOct 21
Armed and in uniform, agents from the Department of Homeland Security have been knocking on doors to ask residents about their immigration status whether they're registered to vote. cbsn.ws/4yzObDZ

Federal agents knock on doors to track down possible noncitizen voters ahead of midterms

Armed and in uniform, agents from the Department of Homeland Security have been knocking on doors to ask residents about their immigration status whether they're registered to vote.

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Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 22
BREAKING: JPMorgan, Bank of America, Wells Fargo, & other major banks have reportedly detected unauthorized AI agents operating inside customer accounts.
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Craig Shimala@cshimalaOct 21
Sometimes I take photos first thing in the morning and then forget about them till 9pm at night. Here's three snaps from sunrise earlier today in Chicago.
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Orin Kerr
@OrinKerrOct 20
Some people think that Learned Hand had the perfect name for a judge. But "Learned" was the judge's middle name, not his first name. Hand's real first name was better suited for a lawyer: Billings.
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Keeks 🦋
@DietCoke_EsqOct 21
Got multiple complaints about my “do not disturb” status so I turned that off. Now I leave my phone in a different room to not be disturbed by notifications. Not sure if anyone gained anything here
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the first-year associate locking in after I drop 400 redlines on their desk at 6pm
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Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 19
JUST IN: AI data centers could soon require blast-resistant concrete, anti-drone defenses, & missile protection as attacks on computing infrastructure escalate worldwide. — Financial Times
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Green Bay Packers
@packersOct 19
SNFin.
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The #WordOfTheDay is ‘fervid.’ ow.ly/aZk450ZXMMe
WORD OF THE DAY Merriam- Webster OCTOBER 19, 2026 fervid adjective | FER-vid having or expressing intense feeling H84

ALT WORD OF THE DAY Merriam- Webster OCTOBER 19, 2026 fervid adjective | FER-vid having or expressing intense feeling H84

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