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Good evening, my most ๐ผ๐ข๐ง๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ซ ๐ผ๐ข๐ง๐ง๐๐ซ๐ฌ
on this ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฐโ๐ฌ ๐๐ฏ๐.แ
Your ๐๐๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ host is here once more
to haunt the airwaves with ๐๐ซ๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ๐ฌ
to delight you all.
๏น๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ , ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ข๐๐โ๐๐๐๏น
๐ดโ, such a magnificent holiday: ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฐ๐๐๐ง.
A night devoted to ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐๐๐ โ desires
and hair-raising ๐ก๐จ๐ซ๐ซ๐จ๐ซ.
Now, being denizens of ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ,
such is any old day down here,
is it not.แฃ
๏น๐๐๐๐ โ ๐ก๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐ ๐ก๐๐ก๐๐๏น
Brimstone, ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐๐ฌ๐ก๐๐ โฆ
The thrill of inflicting true ๐๐๐๐.แ
A ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ upon which we feast,
gorge ourselves from dawn to dusk.
But why not add a touch of
tradition to this night.แฃ
๏น๐ค๐๐ก ๐๐ข๐๐๐๐, ๐ ๐๐๐๐ค ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๏น
Entrails make ๐๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ก garlands, you know.แ
And ๐๐๐ง๐ง๐ข๐๐๐ฅ ๐ฃ๐จ๐ฐ๐ง prepares quite the
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๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ arrangement of confections
for the occasion. Might ๐ recommend
the candied eyeballs.แฃ
๐โ, and why not participate in the
timeless craft of pumpkin carving.แฃ
๐๐ค๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฌ make excellent jack-o-lanterns,
speaking from experience. ๐ดโ๐โ๐.แ
๏น๐๐๐ข๐โ ๐ก๐๐๐๐๏น
Well, in whatever manner your soul savors
this holiday, allow me, your ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐๐ฅ๐ ๐ฑ๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ,
to set the mood. A classic for all you ๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐โ๐๐ข๐๐ to scare the night away.แ
Pleasant ๐ฌ๐๐ซ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฌ, my dear listeners โฆ
๏นโ Haunted House Blues โ
๐๐ฆ ๐๐๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐ ๐ข๐ฆ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ ๏น
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โฐโบ Banned from decorating the hotel for ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฐ๐๐๐ง due to materials being too ... ๐๐ข๐กโ๐๐๐ก๐๐.
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the emotional whiplash of today, going from depressed about ao3 being down to thrilled because my roommate is going to RICC and said theyโd snag an autograph from amir for me ๐ซจ
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๐ด๐๐๐ข๐ก ๐๐ข๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ก๐๐๐ โฆ
A courteous incline of his head offered in the wake of the producerโs departure, blissful reprieve from such incessant chatter. Intoxicated and babbling, the radio star found little substance to his continued company. At the very least, nothing of which to further his ๐๐๐๐๐ฬ๐๐-๐๐๐๐ ๐ฬ๐ beyond excess motivation. ๐ก๐จ๐๐๐ซ๐ญ ๐ข๐ข๐ง๐๐ฅ๐๐ข๐ซ๐ would die. Not tonight, but in due time. Until such an opportunity presented itself, ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐จ๐ซ would play the humble role of radio host.
Grip relinquished, a glimmer of ๐ฌ๐๐ญ๐ข๐ฌ๐๐๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง simmered behind gilded spectacles. ๐ถโ๐๐๐๐๐ โ though it may be, he did so relish the initiation to retreat on ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐๐๐ง๐ญโ๐ฌ part. An inconsequential win, but a win nonetheless. Digits gave a subtle, though deliberate brush against his pant leg โ a means to expel whatever industrialized ๐
๐๐๐๐ the man seemed to emanate. A brow arched, amused snort slipping free at the implications made by the media personality. It was evident the man understood little of the fine art of ๐ป๐๐๐ข๐จ.
โ Why, is that what your ๐ ๐-๐๐๐๐๐๐ studios are like.แฃ Tripping hazards and ๐๐๐๐ญ๐ก ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ฉ๐ฌ abound.แฃ Duly noted. Rest assured, ๐ป๐๐
๐๐ poses no such risks, ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ก in the simplicity of its design. โ
Verbal sparring, a ๐๐๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ pastime of the radio host. Most in ๐๐๐ฐ ๐๐ซ๐ฅ๐๐๐ง๐ฌ knew better than to challenge the quick-witted young star. Those foolish enough to attempt oft resorted to distasteful slurs, inevitably ๐ก๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฅ๐ข๐๐ญ๐๐, pulling at straws. Yet this merger posed a new crowd, unfamiliar with the sharp tongue he possessed. Refreshing, a renewed opportunity to watch men ๐๐๐๐๐๐ beneath the whip of his words. And ๐ฆ๐๐ก โฆ This ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐๐๐ง๐ญ ๐ฆ๐ก๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐ฆ๐๐ง did not appear so eager to bend. Curious, gaze peered down that slender nose in careful observation as the man worked the room. All blinding smiles and compulsory charisma to a crowd too idiotic to recognize a blatant ๐๐ก๐๐ซ๐๐๐. The late night host could very well ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ the room while grinning and not a guest would be the wiser. Dare he say, it was almost impressive. ๐ด๐๐๐๐ ๐ก.
๐โ, โ๐๐๐ ๐ค๐ ๐๐ โฆ
A roll of umber hues, ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐จ๐ซ near-failed to contain a bark of amusement as ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐๐๐ง๐ญ claimed the spotlight. Pitiable in his insatiable ๐๐๐๐๐๐ for attention, a craving the radio host did not share. True, to be acknowledged for his skills, to be ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ก๐๐ was a most pleasurable position to hold. Yet he would not flaunt himself like a peacock in desperation. ๐๐ข๐ ๐ง๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ would not allow such unseemly behavior. Priorities begged his energy be diverted elsewhere. This evening was intended neither for merriment nor camaraderie, but rather assessing the ๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ ๐. Determining potential risks and loose ends to be tied before his career unraveled in their wake. Shmoozing and frivolity were distractions ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐จ๐ซ could not afford.
Naturally, one could not simply meld into the ๐ฌ๐ก๐๐๐จ๐ฐ๐ฌ and flee this sham of a celebration either. Thus when approached once more, ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐จ๐ซ ensured that dashing smile was expertly maintained. Precise and ๐
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, the gentleman before him โ some critic in the industry โ folded as quick as a newspaper. Pliable and easily impressed, merely a fraction of the hostโs attention was mandated to maintain the conversation, ๐ฃ๐๐๐๐ though it may be.
โ Quite right.แ The untapped potential between radio and television is monumental, to say the least. Itโs quite the ๐ก๐จ๐ง๐จ๐ซ to be included in this historic union. โ
๐ณ๐๐๐, all of it โ a drip of sweet ๐๐๐๐๐๐ from plush lips which the idiot drank deeply nonetheless. ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฆ, there was hardly entertainment to be found amongst such mindless prey, unlike his prior amusement. As if on cue, ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐จ๐ซ sensed a shift just behind. Grin curling upward to brush something more ๐ ๐๐ง๐ฎ๐ข๐ง๐, senses prickling to the ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ค๐๐๐ of a man humming at his side. Leisurely, the radio star rolled his gaze to clash once more with those mismatched eyes.
โ ๐๐ซ. ๐ฆ๐ก๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐ฆ๐๐ง โฆ How ๐๐๐๐๐โ๐ก๐๐ข๐ for you to grace us with your presence again. Had your fill of idle chitchat.แฃ โ
Tone a pleasant ๐๐ข๐๐, alluding nothing to the ๐ฏ๐๐ง๐จ๐ฆ beneath. While not the forefront of the threat this unification posed, ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐๐๐ง๐ญ was certainly not spared blame. ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ bled from his person like a smog, evident down to his very posture. The man carried himself as one might in a valiant march to battle, and while the target may not solely be upon ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐จ๐ซ ๐๐๐ค, who was to say when.แฃ Inevitably, two figureheads in their art surely could not coexist peacefully. A future mark, perhaps.แฃ One to monitor at the very least โ see what made the man tick behind the mask of ๐๐ข๐ฏ๐ข๐ฅ๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ.
Lips cupped crystal to drain the last dregs of champagne, tongue dragging ๐ ๐๐๐ค to savor the flavor. ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐จ๐ซ dismissed the critic with a wave of his hand and well-placed ๐๐๐๐๐; blunt, though not entirely rude. Turning fully to ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐๐๐ง๐ญ, he pressed upon the manโs personal bubble with a ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ grin. Close enough to exchange a muted word, yet far from improper.
โ What say ๐๐จ๐ฎ to some fresh air.แฃ Iโd imagine the southern humidity is rather ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ to your ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ก๐ northern constitution in such a crammed little hall. โ
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Time ticked on in measured beats, ๐๐๐๐๐ข๐๐๐ก๐๐ and controlled โ folding inward upon the hallโs occupants. A quiet ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐๐ง๐๐, just shy of suffocating which seemed to roll off the overlord with little intent. Whether by ๐๐๐๐๐-๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ reputation or simply raw ๐๐๐๐๐, an imbalance was evident. However, the stag was not one to flex his claws without purpose, or at least something to gain. Rather now, ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐จ๐ซ stood simply as a humble hotelier, hostility of his more prominent title set aside โฆ ๐๐๐๐๐๐.
Amusement glinted within that ruby gaze, head tilting as a curious cat might study a frantic bit of prey. A common response among sinners within his presence, one which never grew dull. Decades of calculated kills and strategic deals to establish his hold amongst the highest souls in ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ โ he had earned this, the manifestation of his efforts across the populace. Each subtle shiver and flickering glance a whetstone upon the razor edge of his ๐๐๐๐๐. Confidence bled at the seams of a polite exterior, a gentlemanโs disposition wielded like a knife, clean and precise.
โ ๐ณ๐๐๐๐๐. This way, ๐๐๐๐.แ โ
Heels clicked a slow, steady rhythm down the winding hall ahead; an easy pace, ensuring his companion was accommodated. ๐๐ญ๐๐ญ๐ข๐ simmered low, a tune muted beneath the haze to match the gentle hum behind that ever-present grin. Melody soft and sultry, foxtrot in kind. Tasteful for a quiet evening as the two traversed from the more industrial accommodations to the classier common areas of the hotel. Tension subdued, dulling the more harshly drawn lines of the ๐ก๐๐๐ข๐จ ๐๐๐ฆ๐จ๐ง in golden lamplight. ๐๐ก๐๐๐จ๐ฐ๐ฌ drew long, warped talons and branching antlers along claret-clad walls. Movement independent of its master, the twisted form ๐๐๐๐ค๐๐๐ low about the young ram. Not quite a ๐๐๐๐๐๐ โ not without provocation โ but undeniably inquisitive.
๏น๐๐๐๐๐ข๐๐๐๐ฆ ๐ โ๐๐๐ก๏น
โ ๐โ.แฃ A ๐ฅ๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ง๐๐ซ, are you.แฃ How ๐๐๐๐๐โ๐ก๐๐ข๐, I do appreciate a good sense of ๐ญ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐ in entertainment. โ
Attention diverted fully once more to the sinner, brow arched with intrigue. ๐ณ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, as if any in ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ had a choice when the ๐ก๐๐๐ข๐จ ๐๐๐ฆ๐จ๐ง commandeered the airwaves. No, when ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐จ๐ซ spoke not a soul had a say in the matter. Whether delicious gossip or gut-wrenching ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, all of ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ had no choice but to tune in.
โ But of course.แ Canโt have my broadcasts be any ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ฃ๐๐. Leave that nonsense to the ๐๐๐๐๐๐ media, reliant on flashy imagery and mindless indulgence to maintain an audience. โ
๏น๐๐๐ข๐โ ๐ก๐๐๐๐๏น
The two traversed past guest quarters, crossing through the entry hall now void of its carefully executed ๐๐ก๐๐จ๐ฌ. Embers burned low in the grand fireplaces, their warm glow glinting off the bottles neatly lined behind the vacant bar. Peace only allotted by the unreasonably late hour settled about the plush upholstery and rich mahogany. ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐จ๐ซ strolled down the central staircase, words spoken casually over shoulder.
โ One must establish their niche here โ ๐
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ it โ if they wish to hold a modicum of ๐ฉ๐จ๐ฐ๐๐ซ. No amount of mimicry or ๐๐๐๐โ๐๐๐ off the strength of others will garner ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ respect. My advice to ๐๐จ๐ฎ, ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐, free for the taking.แ โ
Rounding the corner, the overlord continued onward to the kitchens situated just off the dining hall. Though guests were not typically allowed beyond, ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ were permitted at the hotelierโs whim. Swinging double doors stood before them, porthole windows displaying merely a peek into the culinary equipment within. At its heart: a long, multileveled island lined with barstools for staff to take five. Crimson claws settled upon the door, a silent swing open to the interior coupled with a gracious bow.
โ And we have arrived. ๐ท๐๐๐๐๐, have a seat. ๐โ, and while I imagine ๐ require no introduction, I do believe Iโve yet to make ๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ acquaintance prior โฆ .แฃ โ
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small joys i find in my writing: sneaking in the occasional cannibal pun ๐
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๐๐๐๐ก๐ก๐๐๐ promises, dolled up with audacity only afforded to the rich and powerful. Words of little worth and even less appeal to the radio host. In one ear, out the other โ better drowned beneath the cacophony of surrounding revelry, were it not for his raucous tone. ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ to a fault, ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ understood the system which worked against him, loathsome though it may be. A mechanism so thoroughly integrated into society to keep down sedulous souls such as his. Prejudice and ๐๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ซ๐จ๐ฅ the priority to raw talent. The better part of his youth, dedicated to disarming those defenses with ๐๐๐๐๐ and pure skill in the face of opposition. Sweat, tears and ๏น๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ข๐๐ก๏น of ๐๐๐๐๐ were shed to claw his way behind that microphone. He would be damned before some frivolous merger stole that achievement away.
Secured beneath the ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ curl of his lips, bloodlust simmered. Each pleasant placation spewed forth from ๐๐ซ. ๐ข๐ข๐ง๐๐ฅ๐๐ข๐ซ๐ only served fuel to the fire. Unbeknownst, the fool scribed his very ๐๐๐๐ญ๐ก ๐ฌ๐๐ง๐ญ๐๐ง๐๐. No matter the time, no matter the cost, ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ would see to his demise firsthand.
โ ๐๐ซ. ๐ข๐ข๐ง๐๐ฅ๐๐ข๐ซ๐, you are a ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, truly.แ โ
Glass raised in feigned admiration, rim glinting in the warm glow of chandeliers.
โ Were ๐ to have but a ๐๐๐๐๐ of a mind such as yours ... Your foresight knows no peer, I imagine your rivals are already quivering in ๐๐๐๐ซ at the prospects of this unification. โ
Honeyed praise, enough to preen an overblown ego and lower a guard or two. Play ๐๐๐๐ now to lay groundwork for the ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ fun to begin. For beneath the facade of courtesy, keen eyes pinned upon the two men as one might ๐๐๐๐๐ on a chessboard. ๐ฉ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, the both of them. A poorly staged comedy act, one which within ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ found little humor. Illusions of grandeur and vainglory aside, it was the concept behind the charade which posed a ๐ญ๐ก๐ซ๐๐๐ญ. The barest hint, the ๐ ๐๐๐โ๐ก๐๐ ๐ก chance that he may lose even a momentโs progress made or be pried away from his beloved microphone was real. False promises and camaraderie could not obscure the grim truth: his hard-won career was on the line, ๐๐๐ค ๐๐๐๐ ๐กโ๐๐ ๐๐ฃ๐๐.
โ ๐ดโ.แ ๐๐๐ฌ, that's the one.แ Rather a ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ fellow, was he not.แฃ โ
A slow trail of auburn hues along that overpriced ๐๐๐ ๐ก๐ข๐๐ which adorned the television star. Finely made, to be sure, but perhaps a bit ๐ก๐๐ ostentatious and questionable for the southern climate. Eyecatching and ๐ข๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ซ๐๐๐ญ๐ข๐๐๐ฅ, very ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ for the picture box.
โ Well, Iโm sure youโll fill those shoes ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฆ. Presuming the set does not try to ๐๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ก you in them, ๐โ๐ โ๐.แ โ
Digits cinched a ๐ก๐๐ข๐โ tighter, rich bronze pressed within porcelain. A shake of hands toeing the line of socially acceptable length, yet the host did not draw back. Was that a ๐๐ก๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐ ๐.แฃ Whispered between words, the barest glint in that contrasting gaze to something ๐๐๐๐. Tone bearing a bit more ๐๐๐๐ than anticipated from the northern big shot. ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐๐๐๐ก๐๐, but welcome amusement amongst this otherwise tedious reception.
โ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ก๐ข๐๐๐ก๐, indeed. But you are correct, ๐ป๐๐๐ข๐จ is far too ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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