ᅠprimadonna girl .ᐟ

Sitting on a park bench, legs crossed, filing her finger nails.

` Perhaps I'd be offended by that if I didn't already wholeheartedly agree with it. ˊ Smug little chuckle. ` I'm like, trying to move past my family as much as I can but I mean, I do like the mentality of expecting to be pampered like a princess. ~ ˊ

. . . Are you suggesting I'm /not/ chill right now? 'Cause I'm, like, the most chill person ever. ( * 💢 )

I have to work, you dork. I can't afford a nap. Christ, I don't even remember the last time I took a nap, period. And yet, somehow, I still slay.

I guess I can tolerate "dudette" - ( * Sighs, shrugging her shoulders. ) Busy. Tiring. I'm running on 4 hours of sleep and WAY too much caffeine.

Yet another day where I have to bear the burden of looking better than everyone else.

With all due respect, I doubt you could make me "feel any type of way" that isn't general frustration.

Claps her hands, a beaming look of excitement on her face. ` /EXACTLY/! That's what I keep telling people, and yet no one listens. Well, except you now. ˊ Another dramatic sigh, placing her hand upon her forehead. ` Pain. Pain and suffering, every day. ˊ

. . . Don't. Don't call me babygirl.

See, that's how I know you could only be talking about me. ✨️

Stop talking. Forever, I think.

( * Holding back laughter. ) His name is /Dippy Fresh/? Like, seriously??

` Huh, damn, guess you got me. ˊ Smirks, taking a cocky stance, chest puffed out with pride. ` I simply expect every person to please me instead, is that so much to ask?~ ˊ

You're surprisingly chill. It's a nice change of pace compared to the annoying, stressed out customers I normally have to serve. ( * Groans. ) Here's hoping tonight treats me to some better sleep.

` I figured they're just, like, for show, y'know?. A lot of guys wear glasses like that. ˊ Shrug. ` It's...a long story. Point is, I used to have to look good for others, and I hated it. Now, I look good for myself, and I feel much better about it. Or learning to, anyways. ˊ