Writer. Author. Wordsmith. Sentence Putter Togetherer. Redundancy Enthusiast. Debut novel Troll @WhiskeyTitBooks Story in Tormented Flesh @slicesofanxiety

Athens, GA
Joined May 2010
My debut novel Troll out now @WhiskeyTitBooks: whiskeytit.com/product/troll… Kirkus Star Review: kirkusreviews.com/book-revie… Son of Dennis Cooper: instagram.com/p/CuhG1_Urvqx/… Goodreads: goodreads.com/book/show/1251… Accompanying essays @largeheartedboy @TNBBC Review copies available! Hit me up!
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We have no idea what National Lit Mag Week even is but this is just a reminder we exist and there’s no other print mag like us. Beyondthelastestate.com
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Our podcast @Cold_War_Cinema is ranked in the top 50 in the United States in Film History, according to Apple's stats. Not bad at all. Many thanks to our listeners.
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The Chicago whirlwind begins tomorrow. See y’all on Printer’s Row! @WhiskeyTitBooks @raviddice @adam_al_sirgany
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I don’t know about this. Seems like way too many guys for a heist. Hard to stay inconspicuous.
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Repeating the Fresh Air production credits like a zen mantra.
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Thinking about getting way into Bill Laswell this Fall. Like, who's gonna stop me? You? I don't think so. You don't have the balls.
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Say what you want about Family Guy in 2026 - I would not argue - but should you ever find yourself in need of an ego check, the “Brian as writer” episodes remain pretty uniformly excellent lessons in artistic humility.
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Sell all the coke you want Penn State. It’ll still, only, and always be the second thing people think of.
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Inside me, there are two wolves. Mostly just chillin’. I got them bean bag chairs.
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Ryan Murphy adapting Bret Easton Ellis sounds like what will be looping in the waiting room before you hear what circle of Hell you’re going to.
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Omaha local news has a bald king weatherman named Rusty Lord. That’s all. I just feel like people should know. 👑
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“For I tell you truly that the Devil has his contemplatives, just as God has his.” - Anonymous, The Cloud of Unknowing #SundaySentence
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Never read the Snopes trilogy. Thinking about faulkin’ around and finding out.
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Did y’all know midwestern McDonaldses don’t do chicken biscuits? What the heck?! You’ve got the chicken. You’ve got the biscuits. You’re playin’ yourself Midwest!
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Echoes & Orisons part one, out this Friday. Find out what happens to this poor ol' sexton, and how he connects to a young mage fella busy prepping for a test. Thanks, as always, to The Arcanist! And thanks to the rest of y'all, for good measure. 🧌
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Don’t flip people off in traffic. We’re all doing our best out here, you never know what someone is driving away from, or toward, or through, and whatever brief satisfaction it gives you is not worth piling on someone else’s day. Just don’t do it.
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I always find I write much freer and more easily after a few days without exercise, which feels like proof positive that my work is largely fueled by depression.
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What? Like The Traveling Whaleburys?
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To any band who ever thought "hey, let's tack 20 minutes of chirping crickets or steady rain onto the end of this album. People will love it!" you were wrong. You were wrong to do that.
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