Kelly 𓅪 🇪🇺 💙🤍💚💛

Since I’m currently feeling very smiley & incredibly nostalgic, I’m going to bore you all once again with my epic (I think it’s epic anyway) #Frasier story aka the moment my soul left my body: 1/

No beetles today Mom, I’ve checked. I so wish you were here with me

Toblerone acquired

#Chelsea supporters, how long have you had the current badge? And do you like it? I ask because personally I think it’s awful & very “clip art”-esque, a style that sadly seems to be spreading (although I thought the same about our current #WBA badge when it first appeared) #MOTD

I still can’t believe that we won like that today, at their gaff as well! Especially as before kick off Twitter was full of cocky buggers declaring that they were going to batter us today #WBA

BAGGIES!!!!!! #WBA

At Christmas my brother got me some dollars. I said to my Mom “Where do I put these where I don’t forget?” She told me, I put them away, she told me she wouldn’t forget where I’d put them. Do you have any suggestions for where that might have been because I can’t find them?

Tell me you’re planning on having a cheeky wank in the pictures without telling me. Seriously, who picks this seat in a fairly empty screen? He’s definitely planning on playing with himself!

My #HarryPotter binge is being interrupted by a side quest to watch #Wicker at the pictures because I NEED to see Olivia Colman knob a Alexander Skarsgård shaped tree