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The world is my oyster, Shame I’m the fucking pearl

Joined January 2009
Me messaging my 16 year old son tonight @PSG_English @FootballManager @SIgames 🙄
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Are Ipswich allergic to defending??
The most casual goal you’ll ever see scored in the Premier League. It shouldn’t be this easy! Tim Iroegbunam doesn’t get out of first gear!!! #HULIPS #Iroegbunam #HCAFC #UTT
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Apologising for telling a fan base to fuck off 🤦🏻‍♂️ At least have the balls to stand your ground you spineless scouse prick 🙄
I’d like to apologise to Aston Villa, the owners & their fans. My language this week was clumsy & wrong. I can assure Villa fans it was tongue in cheek but I can understand it’s not come across that way, so apologies. Good luck today UTV!
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Stan Lee???……..
Rest in peace, Sir Patrick Stewart... you will be greatly missed by the world.
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Number One, always. Thank you, Sir Patrick Stewart.
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SIR PATRICK STEWART (1940-2026) Before everything else, Patrick was defined by being born and bred in Yorkshire, the proud county in the north of England which he loved to the end. You could hear it in his accented voice and in the stern honesty with which he told you what he thought and felt. Yorkshiremen have no truck with half-truths or avoidance of big issues. He wore his heart on his sleeve, which made him a man to rely on, to admire and in my case, love. We first met as ambitious young actors with the Royal Shakespeare Company half a century ago but we weren’t in the same productions. My first strong memory was a few years later, meeting him in the street in central London when he told me about an offer to take over a leading part in 'Star Trek'. “But Patrick think of your stage career in the UK. Do you really want to risk—getting lost in Hollywood for years and years?”. Well, he took the risk and thank goodness for us all that he did for not just his devoted Trekkies but film and theatre audiences, who marvelled at his using international celebrity to star in a string of cinema successes ('X-Men' of course) and in great classical plays by Shakespeare, Ibsen, Arthur Miller, Peter Shaffer, Pinter and Beckett at Stratford-upon-Avon, in London’s West End and on Broadway. America was his adopted home, where he met his adored Sunny who has cared for him through sickness and health, through thick and thin. But he never forsook his origins: and the proudest achievement of the most respected and beloved actor of his generation on either side of the Atlantic, was his appointment as Chancellor of Huddersfield University in Yorkshire. His farewell performance in 'Avengers: Doomsday' is yet to be seen. Ian McKellen 29 October 2026 Photo: University of Huddersfield
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Can remember when Wayne Rooney was smashing grown men at 16, now people are crying about 16 year old Dowman getting tackled
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Only one man can take it out…
A drone stops play at the Highbury Stadium.
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So @Apple change the colour of the @AppleMusic app icon and call it a “Total Redesign” can’t see anything else different in the app at all #apple #applemusic
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Well deserved 👏 @piersmorgan
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Simply the best 🏆🥇 @HKane
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HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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The best player in the world. Our 2026 #BallonDor winner: HARRY KANE! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆
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“In the last 100 years how many 16 year olds have played at this level, none, ZERO” 👀 * Wayne Rooney Rio Ngumoha James Milner Francis Jeffers Jack Rodwell Jack Wilshere Aaron Lennon Harvey Elliott Jeremy Monga Ethan Nwaneri Matthew Briggs Dane Scarlett Jonathan Leko Andy Campbell Izzy Brown Jose Baxter Joel Drakes-Thomas Rushian Hepburn-Murphy Gary McSheffrey James Vaughan Mark Platts Angel Gomes Mahdi Nicoll-Jazuli Jack Robinson Jerome Abbey Reece Oxford Jake Evans Mikey Moore Antwoine Hackford Samuel Amo-Ameyaw
“THERE ISN'T A SINGLE PLAYER!” 👀 Mikel Arteta challenged on Max Dowman and Wayne Rooney
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This will probably be the thing that gets her accepted by the royal family
Meghan Markle’s dad, Thomas, under investigation for ‘hundreds, if not thousands’ of child porn images: report trib.al/kKVQqVH
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Texting is really nice on the Duo
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Ooh look at me, I'm Real Madrid and I've won a million Champions Leagues. Grow up.
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PSG are on a different level to everyone else, they are going to win 3 @ChampionsLeague titles in a row 🏆🏆🏆 #PSG
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Carrick is fucked #mufc
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“Why does everyone hate Man City supporters??” This ⬇️⬇️⬇️
What the Premier League will lose if Manchester City gets relegated. 1. The face of the league. Nobody has carried the Premier League like City in recent years. 2. The club that has been saving English football's reputation in Europe. 3. The biggest footballing institution in England right now. 4. Top players like Haaland, Foden and Cherki, who bring millions of eyes to the league every matchday. 5. The only club consistently showing the world what football at the highest level should look like. I genuinely don't see what the Premier League will gain from relegating City. If anything, they'd be doing themselves a disservice.
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