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our parents lied bad cause why tf would anybody be giving out drugs for FREE on halloween
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Yall better appreciate Hov and Roc Nation producing these halftime shows. Cause I assure you, when they step away…
Morgan Wallen and Post Malone WILL be on that stage with the quickness.
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Someone recreated “Lose Yourself” by stitching together 187 random movie clips to form the lyrics.
[🎞️ Ross Thompson / RjSuspect]
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Getting older means your arm has to be in just the right position when you go to bed if you want to use it the next day
Jerry Seinfeld says worrying about your problems is a complete waste of time and brainpower
"One of his number one things is: if you can’t control it, don’t bother thinking about it"
"Somebody gave me this book a couple years ago, Meditations, which has nothing to do with meditation. This is just stuff he jotted down when he was Emperor of Rome, 150 AD. It's the most brilliant philosophical looking at life"
"You’re taking energy, your brain, away from things you can control. You can control your act"
"On the night of the show, whatever didn’t sell or whatever the problems are, the sound, you’re tired... it’s a waste of time. There’s no point in thinking too much about it"
"Your success in life: think about what I can do today that’s important for me in my life. That’s where you should be focusing. That’s Marcus Aurelius"
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Guess the NFL team:
QB: Republican
RB: got robbed of the Heisman
DE: 147 tattoos
TE: plays like Rob Gronkowski, looks like Hunter Renfrow’s drunk uncle
Backup QB: corny but 100% a savage
Minority owner: bangs 10s and won 7 Super Bowls
If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”
Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers tmz.com/2026/10/25/nicki-min…
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If you celebrated the last Chargers win by having sex with your wife she would’ve had the baby by now
The Chargers are the last remaining winless team in the NFL as of October 25th.
No wins in 308 days, currently slotted in with the #1 overall pick in the draft.



























