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Alfie Moans

@DLeniscran

Doyle, Smoggie Exile. 🔴⚪ 5/92 Free TS6

 Greenwich via Grangetown
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Joined May 2024
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Lankshears heads in seven sisters. Fucking snake
Middlesbrough FC (@Boro) profile pictureMiddlesbrough FC
@Boro32m
𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐎 👊
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Fighting man's fucking dinner
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If Carrick managed a Bolivian 2nd division outfit, he'd be dragged through the streets and beheaded.
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Fucking WOKE digital tickets? My power bank is flying into the kiddy stand like a scud missile into a Kurdish village.
Middlesbrough FC (@Boro) profile pictureMiddlesbrough FC
@BoroNov 3
Tickets for our trip to Southampton are on sale next week 🎟️ Follow the link in the comments for info ℹ️⤵️
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Everyone calling him Alf, his name is darragh
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Been down south 10 years, one thing I've never got by is the South London/Kent/Essex lot using the short hand of your name within seconds of meeting you. Proper fucks me off
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I'm fucking #cursed
Gazette Boro (@GazetteBoro) profile pictureGazette Boro@GazetteBoroOct 30
Cruel blow, with Alfie Jones injury setback revealed #Boro gazettelive.co.uk/sport/foot…
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Kent is a fucking shithole
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People arguing wether cricket or baseball is the more technical sport are going into the gulags when we win btw.
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Sarah@sarahfinn8Oct 28
Now THIS is a tuneeeee! 💃🏻😂 Defo not distracted… #WFHWednesdays
Sarah (@sarahfinn8) profile pictureSarah@sarahfinn8Oct 28
Dancing around the kitchen to Babydoll when I should be working is exactly why working from home isn’t for everyone! 💃🏻😂
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If he's good enough for you, he's good enough for me, he comes from down under his names Riley McGee
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Me and my mates who are old (30s) and washed (gainfully employed) trying to play any type of online multiplayer shooter
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They try and say our cuisine is bad 😂😂😂😂
Eubankslostpen 2.0 (@eubankslastpen) profile pictureEubankslostpen 2.0@eubankslastpenOct 26
Black pudding in a Rustlers cheeseburger
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Jack of All Sports@N8RESHOct 26
Average MLB Player after facing a Jofra Archer bouncer
michael🌲 (@rusliet_patriot) profile picturemichael🌲@rusliet_patriotOct 26
average cricketer seeing the 105mph four seam fastball from the miz
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Utfd@Dom_langley15Oct 25
What have I just seen on this Middlesbrough fans TikTok😂😂😂😂😂
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julia
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beer only damages the liver of those who are evil and wicked. if you have a kind soul alcohol cannot harm you
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54' BURGZORG ME CAGO EN TU PUTISIMA FAMILIA ERES INÚTIL POCAS VECES HE VISTO ALGO ASÍ, HAY QUE ROMPER LA CESIÓN COMO SEA Y DECLARARLO NON GRATO EN EL CLUB!!! #pnefc PNE 0-0 WBA
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Jake@jakeperry97Oct 22
Some player
Jake (@jakeperry97) profile pictureJake@jakeperry97Oct 22
I know ai is replacing jobs, feeding us brain rot and destroying art, but unfortunately that insta account of Gaddafi scoring famous goals has fully sold me on it. Unreal.
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Absolute gold mine 😂😂😂
Scott (@SGHMFC) profile pictureScott@SGHMFCOct 23
Back home in the UK thankfully, Trabzon is a third word hell hole and all the locals dress like a Sports Direct mannequin, proper tramps. Istanbul, Antalya and Ankara all far superior cities. Two words; won’t be back.
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Simon@Sunbedsi40Oct 22
It’s fucking #class
blondehun (@blondehunx) profile pictureblondehun
@blondehunxOct 22
ketamine is killing our kids and ruining lives WORST NORMALISED DRUG OUT THERE
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