To: All you folks who've reached "a certain age" and now find yourself standing in a room wondering why the heck you went in there From: All of us who've been dealing with ADHD (diagnosed or otherwise) our entire lives

Allons mes enfants, it is, how you say, #minionshappyhour and time to stroll along the * Champs-Ellyses * + 45 ml Cognac + 10 ml Green Chartreuse + 20 ml Lemon juice (freshly squeezed) + 15 ml Simple syrup + 7.5 ml chilled water + 1 dash Angostura bitters + pinch of salt À votre santé!

It's #minionshappyhour and time to enjoy a cocktail that sounds a bit painful and is anything but: * Cactus Banger * + 1 oz reposado tequila + 2⁄3 oz Grand Marnier + 1⁄4 oz Galliano + 1⁄3 oz lime juice (freshly squeezed) + 1 1⁄2 oz orange juice (freshly squeezed garnish with lime wedge

It's #minionshappyhour and what better way to celebrate a summer day than with a * Sunflower * 2.5 ml absinthe (as a rinse) 22.5 ml London Dry Gin 22.5 ml Cointreau 22.5 ml elderflower liqueur 22.5 ml lemon juice (freshly squeezed)

It's #minionshappyhour and time to enjoy the company of an * Old Friend * + 45 ml London Dry Gin + 22.5 ml Pink grapefruit juice (freshly squeezed) + 15 mlCampari + 10 mlElderflower liqueur

Greetings, all! It's #minionshappyhour and time to enjoy a lovely * Blackthorn * + 30 ml London Dry Gin + 30 ml Sloe Gin + 7.5 ml Rosso Vermouth + 7.5 ml Dry Vermouth 1 dash Orange Bitters 1 dash Angostura Aromatic Bitters Garnish with brandied cherries

It's #minionshappyhour and though St. Paddy's is past, there's still time for a taste of old Ireland with a * Dublin Minstrel * + 30 ml Irish whiskey + 20 ml Green Chartreuse + 20 ml Luxardo Maraschino liqueur + 20 ml Lime juice (freshly squeezed)

It's #minionshappyhour and Herself is dealing with some sort of nasty virus, so I fixed us a time-tested (and tasty) Rx: * Bourbon Hot Toddy * + 2 oz bourbon + 2 tbsp honey + 1 oz lemon juice (freshly squeezed) + 6 oz hot water Garnish w/ slice of lemon

It's #minionshappyhour on All Hallows E'en and time to open the Necronom-errr, favorite cocktail recipe book and mix up a * Necromancer * 3/4 oz absinthe 3/4 oz elderflower liqueur 3/4 oz Lillet blanc 1 dash London dry gin 3/4 oz lemon juice, freshly squeezed Garnish: lemon twist

Yo @CBSSports, you're showing Chargers vs. Giants to about half the country, including Alaska and Hawaii, but you apparently think that viewers in Seattle and vicinity somehow GAF about either the Commanders or Falcons. Do better.

For #minionshappyhour: gather your party at the inn and prepare for your quest with the * Red Dragonfruit Margarita * + 2 oz red dragonfruit juice + 1.5 oz blanco tequila + 1 oz lime juice + 0.5 oz triple sec + 0.5 oz simple syrup + salt for rims + lime wedges for garnish

TFW you think you've lost your phone and you find it!

Konbanwa, honored friends. It is #minionshappyhour and a most excellent time to enjoy a * Sake & Lychee Martini * + 45 ml Junmai Daiginjo Genshu sake + 15 ml London Dry Gin + 15 ml Vodka + 15 ml Lychee liqueur Stir all ingredients with ice and serve in chilled martini glass. Kanpai!

For #MinionsHappyHour, let's spend some quality time in the company of a * Sentimental Gentleman * Chill a lowball glass In a mixing glass, pour + 2 oz. blended scotch + 0.5 oz. Benedictine + 0.5 oz. walnut liqueur Add ice and stir for solid 30 seconds Strain into the chilled glass with a large ice cube Cheers!

¡Hola amigos! It's #MinionsHappyHour and time to go lowriding with a * Cadillac Margarita * + 2 oz reposado tequila + 1 oz lime juice + 1/2 oz Grand Marnier + 1/2 oz agave nectar Garnish: lime wheel or wedge ¡Salud!

Bonjour, mes amis! It is, how you say, #minionshappyhour, and what better way to celebrate than with a * French Blonde * 2 oz freshly squeezed grapefruit juice 2 oz Lillet Blanc 1 oz dry gin 1/2 oz elderflower liqueur (I used St. Germain) 3 dashes lemon bitters or 1 tsp fresh lemon juice À votre santé!

Ah, it's #MinionsHappyHour. Let's spend some time at the * Clover Club * + 1 oz gin + 1 oz blanc vermouth + 5 fresh raspberries + .5 oz simple syrup + .75 oz lemon juice + .5 oz egg white or aquafaba + Lemon zest Chill glass Muddle raspberries in shaker with simple syrup Add other ingredients and dry shake 15 secs, then add ice and wet shake 25-30 secs Double strain into glass Lightly express lemon oil around sides and then discard zest Garnish w/ raspberry

It's that most magical time of the week: #minionshappyhour * Mexican Firing Squad * - 2 oz blanco tequila - 3/4 oz lime juice, freshly squeezed - 3/4 oz grenadine (I use Portland Syrups) - 4 dashes Angostura bitters - Garnish: lime wheel ¡Salud!

Cheers to Independence Day and #minionshappyhour! And three cheers for the * Red, White, and Blue * + 1 oz grenadine + 3 oz homemade lemonade + 1 oz vodka + 1 oz blue curacao + Ice Add grenadine to a glass, then add ice. Shake lemonade and vodka with more ice, then layer into the glass, then layer blue curacao. (Yes, my layering technique needs work. :))

Attn: @RegalMovies I am currently unable to either log in to my account or to change the password. In both cases, the error message displayed is both generic and utterly unhelpful. I enjoy seeing movies in your cinemas, but quite frankly, your developers need to get their sh!t together. Please investigate and advise.