Si eres gringo y practicas el día de muertos lamento decirte que tus seres amados no volverán porque los detiene una frontera y probablemente los atrape la migra espiritual. Sorry, deuda histórica.

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m · Oct 27, 2026 · 8:19 PM UTC

m@DRO9ASOct 27

If you see my location at the Taco Bell parking lot , I’m indeed having sex with my Taco Bell order

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m · Oct 27, 2026 · 7:50 PM UTC

m@DRO9ASOct 27

I might beat my record today for how quick I’m gonna get home after work

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m · Oct 27, 2026 · 6:49 PM UTC

m@DRO9ASOct 27

Im so glad i surround myself with a lot of women who are so kind to me

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ugo conti · Oct 27, 2026 · 12:40 AM UTC

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ugo conti@ugoconti19Oct 27

Calacalandia.

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Hannah 🦢 · Oct 27, 2026 · 12:35 AM UTC

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Hannah 🦢@haphazardlyyyyyOct 27

opening a movie theater that electrocutes you if you pull your phone out

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𝓢𝓷𝓸𝓸𝓹𝔂 · Oct 24, 2026 · 7:01 PM UTC

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𝓢𝓷𝓸𝓸𝓹𝔂@Snoopy0kOct 24

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m · Oct 27, 2026 · 3:15 AM UTC

m@DRO9ASOct 27

Mac Demarco concert made me want a cigarette soooooooy baaaad

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Leo · Oct 26, 2026 · 10:51 AM UTC

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I love saying “sounds good” at work when I don't give a fuck.

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This is a word for word copy of another post days before. x.com/tekeee/status/…

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Bunee !! MDNI 🔞 🐇 · Oct 25, 2026 · 4:07 PM UTC

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Bunee !! MDNI 🔞 🐇@CannibalDakotaOct 25

Puppyplay but I scream like a beagle every time you close the hand with the treat in it

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jo. · Oct 25, 2026 · 8:17 AM UTC

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jo.@sereneObscurityOct 25

hate it when my side hustle (employment) gets in the way of my main hustle (watching movies)

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m · Oct 26, 2026 · 12:15 PM UTC

m@DRO9ASOct 26

U ever shuffle ur playlist on ur commute to work and accidentally play all the songs that make u wanna eat a smith & Wesson for breakfast?

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Cait the Green Lantern✮🏳️‍⚧️ · Oct 24, 2026 · 8:20 PM UTC

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Cait the Green Lantern✮🏳️‍⚧️@heavenlymegumiOct 24

my god, they gave birth to Sinestro

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INSOLITE | Un bébé arrivé au monde avec une moustache fait le tour des réseaux sociaux

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La vidéo ne montre pas un bébé authentiquement né avec une moustache ; son authenticité n'est pas confirmée et des analyses indiquent une probable manipulation par IA ou retouche. Les nouveau-nés peuvent avoir du lanugo fin mais pas cette pilosité épaisse adulte. parents.fr/actualites/beb… mundivio.com/en/viral-video… wionews.com/trending/he-wa…

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