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Adrian Slater

@DSOsSecretary

The DSO's secretary, designated morning drinks runner, and most tired employee. (Profile pic made using Maddel's Picrew).

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Joined June 2026
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I can't sleep, so...origami frog?
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// Pinterest as always amen my brother
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π€πŒπ˜@ameliarwg7h
[she found herself standing before the one place that still felt like family. marcus’s grave. she lit a blunt, sat down and began to talk. about the dso, the hours of questioning.. because when you’ve got no one left to turn to, who the hell is supposed to save you?]
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Am I going to have to go to court at some point?? I'd really rather not.
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I'm finally out. Oh, my goodness. I am never doing any of that again!
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// It's me hi
lillia β™‘ (@sealulu_) profile picturelillia β™‘@sealulu_21h
most Weasel. Most weasel ❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️
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They're very determined. How many times do I have to say, I did nothing wrong, and it's very complicated! I don't wannaβ€”how many times is my story gonna be questioned? Goodness...
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The DSO really has a way of making you feel the problem, sometimes. Ah, right. Here we go. Back to questioning.
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I've learned people aren't receptive to my jokes. ...Understandable. They really suck.
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I can't sleep. Ah, darn.
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It's justβ€”what if something happens while I'm asleep? What if he comes here? What if I don'tβ€” ...It's, worrying.
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Oh, goodness. There's nothing I can do about that, I'm afraid.
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If I were to (hypothetically) get murdered, whose going to make the Mr. Kennedy's actually do their paperwork? (Nate, I'm trying to joke.)
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No means no, Mr. Kennedy! If I can qhandle politicians scolding me, you can handle paperwork, at least.
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I'm so fucked. I'm so, so fucked.
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I'm going to have a horrific day at work tomorrow.
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[STATEMENT OF EVIDENCE REGARDING @dsoanderson] ellipsus.com/read/PBRzjK26Yv…
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h@jamtoastaurchaiOct 27
Good morning. The horrors persist but you know what else persists? That’s right. Fuckass 9-5 routine
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There's definitely bruising. Awh, darn.
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"you're allowed to relax, you know" you don't get it my skeleton will hatch
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