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Derik the Selfish Man

@DSelfishMan

the thing that makes me so amazing is how humble I am.

Joined June 2025
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If you followed either of these 2 brilliantly hilarious accounts, you're lying, they weren't that funny. But they were mine so if you liked them follow this one too.
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Tired Peasant
@HorrorGorlOct 29
Rape is always 100% the rapists fault
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Marrit AntifAnne@marrit_anneH23h
Replying to @Flaffenbam @HaywoodJablow00 @MaestroMorgan17 @squirrelmusing @bleakachv @FionnMacCool @albertagirl4444 @ritzbitzggu @DSelfishMan @jeffmw2 @LadyArcadia2 @MylesGaston2026 @WizardofGnome @RabbitofHorror @bigredsibin @Mocha__Dick @sisko2112 @SmurfReich @RocksIsFeral @CarbonTransfers @NotDarcyGray @whatisahank @PalantirGaze @arnold_the_good @misssomething__ @AnotherDarcy @Sabthealpha @Leahc545
Ded men don't rape.
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❄️ Snow 🔻 Himbo ☭@SnowHimboOct 22
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Bro didnt understand how algorithms work and told on himself epically.
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Jeffmw2 (@jeffmw2) profile pictureJeffmw2@jeffmw2Oct 10
Replying to @is_ski16465 @DSelfishMan @LadyArcadia2 @albertagirl4444 @jeffmw2backup1 @dcarville1290 @ritzbitzggu @MaestroMorgan17 @marrit_anneH @whatisahank @HauppyPotty @sisko2112 @TheEvilTomato05 @temumaestro @mikefrog4382 @ABGirl4444 @NotDarcyGray
lol believe it or not this came up in my “for you” feed maybe X are getting wiser
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Replying to @KoleVendeta @LtdSyndicate053 @darrininlondon @Sabthealpha @ritzbitzggu @albertagirl4444 @jeffmw2 @arnold_the_good @is_ski16465 @bleakachv @MaestroMorgan17 @ItsaBurner10 @Jeffmw2backup2 @newnewromantic @TheCDNGriz @MugATard @RocksIsFeral @NotAnotherDarcy @Pacemaker_kun @SpaceForked @convoyparody @whatisahank @GinOrangeScotch @mikefrog4382 @misssomething__ @AnotherDarcy @moschinofanboy @FionnMacCool @squirrelmusing @NotDarcyGray @Leahc545 @ABGirl4444 @PalantirGaze @SmurfReich @bigredsibin @AardbeiSL @Flaffenbam @Satansky666 @RemoteWrench @xoyyiu @beyoncegarden @HaughttyPotty
Lmao but tell me again how my friends are so abusive.
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Lmao who got his tweet limited? I wanted it to be out there for everyone to see what an asshole he was.
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Mosquito Jones@Pacemaker_kunJul 2
Replying to @bleakachv @mikefrog4382 @Sabthealpha @CarbonTransfers @DSelfishMan @NotAnotherDarcy @jeffmw2 @GinOrangeScotch @misssomething__ @AnotherDarcy @darrininlondon @RocksIsFeral @whatisahank @is_ski16465 @newnewromantic @moschinofanboy @albertagirl4444 @Jeffmw2backup2 @MaestroMorgan17 @SpaceForked @ritzbitzggu @FionnMacCool @squirrelmusing @arnold_the_good @convoyparody @NotDarcyGray @Leahc545 @ABGirl4444 @PalantirGaze @SmurfReich @bigredsibin @AardbeiSL @Flaffenbam @Satansky666 @RemoteWrench @xoyyiu @beyoncegarden @HaughttyPotty
*taps post*
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Replying to @mikefrog4382 @Sabthealpha @CarbonTransfers @DSelfishMan @NotAnotherDarcy @jeffmw2 @GinOrangeScotch @Pacemaker_kun @misssomething__ @AnotherDarcy @darrininlondon @RocksIsFeral @whatisahank @is_ski16465 @newnewromantic @moschinofanboy @albertagirl4444 @Jeffmw2backup2 @MaestroMorgan17 @SpaceForked @ritzbitzggu @FionnMacCool @squirrelmusing @arnold_the_good @convoyparody @NotDarcyGray @Leahc545 @ABGirl4444 @PalantirGaze @SmurfReich @bigredsibin @AardbeiSL @Flaffenbam @Satansky666 @RemoteWrench @xoyyiu @beyoncegarden @HaughttyPotty
Rapists shouldn’t exist.
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Happy father's day to all you mother fuckers
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★☭MassStrikeNow☭★
@strike_drMay 12
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Power to the People ☭🕊 (@ProudSocialist) profile picture
Power to the People ☭🕊
@ProudSocialistMay 12
The reason China surpassed the US is simple: China invests in housing, education and healthcare to enrich its people. The US invests in war to enrich its oligarchs. As a result 90% of Chinese people own homes while 70% of Americans struggle to afford housing, food & healthcare.
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All American Headbanger 🇺🇸 (@mattalica73) profile pictureAll American Headbanger 🇺🇸@mattalica73May 11
Quote tweet your favorite game (that isn’t a video game)
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❄️ Snow 🔻 Himbo ☭@SnowHimboMay 12
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Remember, according to the declaration of independence its not only our right, but our duty to abolish oppressive and abusive government.
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❄️ Snow 🔻 Himbo ☭@SnowHimboMay 2
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👻 Danny🔻👻@DOCTOR_RAGEBERGMay 2
I want to live in a world where this statement is political suicide and an outward sign of moral derangement.
Marie Hurabiell, Yes on G 🩷 No: B, H, & RTM (@MHurabiell) profile pictureMarie Hurabiell, Yes on G 🩷 No: B, H, & RTM
@MHurabiellMay 1
What is going on in Gaza is heartbreaking and must be addressed but it is not a genocide.
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Amber Woods
@AmberWoods100May 2
An Epstein survivor says a JPMorgan employee followed her to another country, love-bombed her and then moved into her home—knowing she was trying to escape Jeffrey Epstein’s network. 🧵
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MC Squared@mcsquared34Apr 28
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Replying to @DSelfishMan @moschinofanboy @CarbonTransfers @arnold_the_good @HauppyPotty @jeffmw2 @RocksIsFeral @squirrelmusing @namebunchofnos
Counter argument. Consent is one of the most masculine of behaviors. teapawt.org/MaestroMorgan17/status…
The Mind Controlling Maestro (@MaestroMorgan17) profile pictureThe Mind Controlling Maestro@MaestroMorgan17Apr 22
Mandatory training 3. I’m reposting these every time I see them because this class is perfect.
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MC Squared@mcsquared34Apr 23
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