@Dad_2_The_Bone

Roller Grill Enthusiast | Eats well with others | Dad Joke Fan | #SteakClub

Joined October 2024
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Kiddo was sick and stayed home from school. He was my big helper today!
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I very much love that trump’s Fraud Hotline is being flooded with calls about him and his family 😂😂😂
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A trip back to the cabin in Wisconsin with no responsibilities could solve a bunch of things
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If McDonald’s looked like this when you were a kid I hope your back is feeling OK
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Yup
𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟𝕟
@lifeofstelynnSep 20
“You seem off today.” Me: I’m actually off everyday, just didn’t hide it well today.
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Hats off to the crew working at the coffee shop. Some whacko was complaining they didn't put enough mocha, caramel AND coconut in his coffee. He was screaming "do I have to go find a new coffee place?" -They didn't take the bait. I would have wanted to throw his coffee at him 😂
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Here’s trump's strategy for connecting with voters
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Fuck me dead. 🚨 The Turducken! Oven roasted turkey, pulled chicken, duck rillette, cranberry mayo, stuffing and gravy 🤤 it’s like our Thanksgiving Sandwich but even better!
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I can’t wait to sit in a 30 minute meeting with a client who complains about the service when our team has a 99% first contact resolution rate. Please. Tell me all about how shitty we are…
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When I was in college, my safe word was "does this cost extra"?
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Dad to the Bone retweeted
MareBear@MEB1666Oct 21
are the other 40% hiding under a rock?
Democracy Docket
@DemocracyDocketOct 20
NEW: A new poll reveals nearly six in ten Americans think Trump is "a potentially dangerous dictator whose power should be limited before he destroys American democracy." The pollster's CEO said the results indicate that Trump's winning electoral coalition is "breaking apart." demdock.com/4BfOxST

Nearly 6 in 10 Americans believe Trump is a ‘potentially dangerous dictator’ who threatens democr...

58% of respondents agreed with the statement that Trump is “a potentially dangerous dictator whose power should be limited before he destroys American democracy.”

democracydocket.com
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This. All fucking day and night because that fucker trolls 24/7/365
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Pizza to die for at a price that won’t crucify you!!
Blue Shirt Project@blueshirtday121h
Replying to @Dad_2_The_Bone
Looks like an interesting place. I would try it. Not sure why the reviewer was upset, the name of the business "In Crust We Trust" is on the building. (headline from Philadelphia Inquirer Aug 10 2026)
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Pizza to die for at a price that won’t crucify you!!
Leisha, The Suchess of Dussex@Leisha_17Oct 21
Replying to @Dad_2_The_Bone
Did she order the "Supreme Being" pizza or the " Ham & Pineapple Disciple"?
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The owner’s response 💀💀
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On the ride home from school my 7 year old said: Dad, a lot of my friends believe in god and say he is responsible for everything good. But what about bad stuff? I think if god was real we wouldn’t get sick or die. I don’t think I believe in god. Me either, sport.
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Price drop on some WiFi Ethernet cable 😂😂
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Dad to the Bone retweeted
Lance Cooper
@lmauricecprOct 20
In case anyone has forgotten, the killing of one-year-old Kohen Wiley by a Senatobia police officer is why Colin Kaepernick took a knee.
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Could two followers please copy and post this tweet to show that someone is always there? National Suicide Prevention Hotline Call: 1-800-273-8255 (USA) 1-833-456-4566 (Canada) 0800 689 5652 (UK)
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