Happy birthdayyyyyy!!!! I pray your day is as amazing as you are 🥳 @DuhItzMiaaaa
I don’t have a sexy costume to wear tomorrow. So when they ask what I am, ima have to say a bad bitch omg 😭😭
Switch hands. The normal way
Deodorant wearers (which I hope is everyone reading this rn) help me settle an argument! When you put on deodorant do you:
(1) use one hand to apply the deodorant to both armpits
or
(2) use your dominant hand to apply it to one armpit, then switch to your non-dominant hand to apply it to the other armpit (or vice versa)
Every time my left ass cheek starts jumping it just means I need to go to Houston. Reset my system kinda shit
Big Ellie retweeted
Y’all say this but never elaborate on the alternative plan. Yall never express the evils of the Republican Party. Yall never full explain why you don’t even like the candidates. And i want yall to just be real and admit you don’t fully understand or know what is going on. Because this is such a cop out
















