Bi Felicia

Men will literally fly away on a dragon and go live in a haunted castle and never text back instead of going to therapy

I'll be playing some table top games at 4pm this Saturday for charity. Come check it out!

Stop making me make decisions. In the words of Adore Delano "I'm a fucking Libra"

Please help my friend save her home she's done so much on her own to keep it and keeps getting set back

Happy Padam Padam Month

"PLA 3d printing is so fun" I say as I struggle to get the machine to fucking work

"you're so beautiful they should make a porcelain doll that looks like you" - my family speaking to @Nika_Howard this weekend

There's just something about being in the office that makes you want to kys

I want to dress up and be cute in different aesthetics and also be noticed but also never perceived by anyone because it will make me take everything off and wear leggings and an oversized T-shirt because I am self conscious. You feel me.

I love getting hair and nails done because women will really tell you their whole lives and all the friends tea when you only see each other for a few hours every few weeks. I know those bitches whole life and what meds they're on but don't ask me their full name.

The goddess slut of assist

Someone in the office is talking on speaker...and someone else is on a teams meeting with no headphones. Is this the in office collaboration I was missing by working from home?