“Milon's Secret Castle! More like Milon's SHITTY ASSHOLE! Looks like it could've been a good game, but instead, they were just fuckin' jerkin' off!” Episode 64: Milon's Secret Castle Submitted from our Discord!

"See, LJN was like a cat, and the NES library was its litter box. When the litter box gets too shitty... the cat shits somewhere else." Episode 135: Darkwing Duck

"All it does is get me stuck like a fly-on-fly paper. And please explain this to me, why does he need to climb a ladder when he can climb the walls? Makes the ladder seem a little rather superfluous, don't you think?" Episode 227: Werewolf the Last Warrior From our Discord!

"Well, I got some dookie Doom for YOU, fuckface! I'm gonna launch it out my ass through this sumbitch!" Episode 205: DOOM

"Did... I... beat... Bubble... Bobble?" Episode 223: Beating Bubble Bobble Submitted from our Discord!

"So, does that mean the other character is always there, following along, but staying far enough behind so that he can hide in the unseen negative space outside the boundaries of your TV screen?" Episode 129: Lethal Weapon

"What? You never went on a murder spree, rampaging and taking the lives of all you see just to impress a sweetie?" Episode 170: Life of Black Tiger Submitted from our Discord!

"I'll accept that it's some weird devil with a scorpion stinger that doesn't exist in any other Street Fighter game, but are they really calling it Target? Maybe it's "Tar-jay"." Episode 85: Street Fighter 2010

"The only thing worse than an impossibly bad game is not even being able to kill yourself." Episode 51: Superman 64 Submitted from our Discord!

"Well... it's average. As average as a sidewalk on a summer day." Episode 129: Lethal Weapon

"What are ya, raisin' a barn? Shut the fuckin' door!" Angry Video Game Nerd vs. Nostalgia Critic Submitted from our Discord!

"WHICH ONE'S ASHLEY?!" Episode 127: Mary-Kate and Ashley "Get a Clue"

“There's a variety of special moves which are kinda cool. Michael can spin, throw his hat, grab his...crotch? Why? Why would they put that in a game? How could they put that in a game?!” Episode 63: Michael Jackson's Moonwalker Submitted from our Discord!

"Oh, you don't like that music? You don't crank that up in your FUCKIN' CAR?!" Episode 233: Beating Bubble Bobble

"C'mon, I thought toons liked to get beat up." "We do, doc. But you know what we don't like? Getting shit on the FUCKIN' FACE!" Episode 75: Bugs Bunny's Crazy Castle Submitted from our Discord!

"Like, imagine if in high school, you fail outta Senior year. What happens, you do Senior year again, right? You don't have to go back and do Freshman year again!" Episode 58: Frankenstein

"It's not chocolate, nor is it poop - It's shit!" Episode 36: Halloween Submitted from our Discord!

"I don't exactly understand the idea of droppin' poop everywhere you go. Thought the Ghostbusters are in a car, not a horse-and-buggy." Episode 22: Ghostbusters: Follow-Up

"That's a good reason why the Jump button SHOULD NOT BE UP! WHY CAN'T IT BE ONE OF THE FUCKIN' BUTTONS?!" Episode 52: Batman Part 1 Submitted from our Discord!

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