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Bizarro World's worstest news source, also their only news source. Putting out awkwardly softball type news at regularly random intervals. No like ums posts!

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Joined November 2024
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Let’s stop talking about the Epstein files And start talking about the Epstein TRIALS
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Elon Musk is mass deleting his tweets. How absolutely hilarious. What is wrong with these guys? Do they think we are going to just forget what they did?
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Who did this? 🤣
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#BROKENnews! #HaleyStevens am went DARK SIDE & endorsed #MikeRogers, for some reason or other... ▪︎ him bribed her ▪︎ evil version of her from anti-matter universe ▪︎ maybe she boinking him We may never know
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#MofobianTV: Definition of "doxxing" am to expose private info, identity, or location online or to peoples. ▪︎ everything discussed about Mo she publicly posted to blogs ▪︎ not none of us am listed her real name ▪︎ nobody said where on Earth she am Doxxing am illegal
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#FloofyNews: Am reached out to father of Bender to see if him know why son am so borked in head. #DESCRIPTION: "Stupid, worthless, no-good, goddamned, freeloading son-of-a-bitch" #FollowUp: "Retarded, big-mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk" Well, that explains everything...
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Donald Trump just had a mental breakdown on Fox News over the midterm elections.. MAGA, this is what “cope” and “crying harder” looks like.
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They sure fucking did
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Trump's net worth, Jan 25 - $3.9 billion Trump's net worth, now - $7 billion Elon's net worth, Jan 25 - $433.9 billion Elon's net worth, now - $869 billion American's avg pay, Jan 25 - $37.79/hr American's avg pay, now - $37.81/hr TWO CENTS. That's all the rest of us got.
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#BizarroNews! #TedCruz am found way to make am #jihadist sound cute
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Trump: That's not grass, that's algae
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Trump is sending a message to his "Justice" Department to criminally prosecute the New York Times for a poll they had nothing to do with. Because that's how cult leaders who wannabe dictators roll.
Trump: Wedgewood. It was a fake poll. The New York Times should be prosecuted for that.
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