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Joined November 2012
I knew Microsoft was terrible. You knew it too, you just didn’t want to learn Linux. It’s not that hard, I promise.
BREAKING: Microsoft is offering buyouts to 60,000 employees, roughly a quarter of the company’s workforce, under a “Voluntary Exit Offer,” in an effort to avoid more layoffs Reminder: Earlier this month, the Trump administration suspended Microsoft and a handful of other firms from using the Permanent Labor Certification Program, or PERM, which lets companies sponsor foreign workers for green cards. At the time, Vice President JD Vance accused the tech giant of laying off thousands of American workers while bringing in foreign workers to replace them through the H-1B visa system: "There has been no company in the US, unfortunately, that has abused the system more than Microsoft."
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Starting cricket vs baseball debates during the World Series in today’s political climate is, at the very least, a gross miscalculation.
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Ye for the win again.
🇺🇸🇮🇱 FLASHBACK: Kanye West in 2022 said Jared Kushner is Trump's mossad handler
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265 bench 255 squat 385 conventional deadlift Check my math but I’m pretty sure that’s the real 1,000 lbs club now. Did it at a 203 bodyweight. New goal is to keep those numbers or increase them at 190 bodyweight.
Finally a part of the *fake* 1000 lb club: 255 bench 335 squat 410 *trap bar deadlift* 365 conventional so I have a ways to go for a real 1000. I’ve added probably 30 lbs on all lifts since January while dropping 25 lbs of bodyweight. So I’m pretty pumped. 1000 real incoming.
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Blake Dallas retweeted
fellas, if your girl: - listens to everything you say - tracks your app usage - wants to know about your youtube interests that's not your girl. that's a samsung smart tv
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Blake Dallas retweeted
Let me get this straight. A guy keeps getting weirdly targeted ads on his new Samsung TV. So he breaks into his own TV to find out why. 1.2M people watch. 42 hours later, OpenAI deactivates his account. Reason: "Cyber Abuse." His words: "i have never used openai to exploit or find vulnerabilities, only local reverse engineering" Same week, people on r/claude say Claude now cuts off reverse-engineering write-ups MID-SENTENCE: "A safety check stopped my response partway through creating the playbook" The TV is fine. The guy who opened it is the problem.
banned for reverse engineering work? that’s wild oh well, -$500, and a bunch of banked resets) but gained motivation to get 3 more machines and finish my cluster. i have never used openai to exploit or find vulnerabilities, only local reverse engineering which tripped daybreak.
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Blake Dallas retweeted
did you know your samsung tv has a service called rmdemon (that's not a typo, demon not daemon) that starts a PACKET LOGGER on your network. what possible legitimate use case could there be here, samsung?
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this account is decompiling a Samsung smart tv and it's actually worse than I was expecting, and I was expecting the worst
this is pretty evil and clever. so if your samsung TV model doesnt have a microphone, it will look for connected devices with one, such as a soundbar or a connected bluetooth device. this gets shipped off to bixby.
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Barry Zito is throwing pitches that D3 hitters today are seeing on a regular basis. I don’t think any other sport has had a larger jump in quality over the last 10-15
On this day in 2012: Barry Zito delivered one of the biggest starts of his Giants career With their season on the line, Zito led San Francisco to a 5-0 win over the Cardinals in Game 5 of the NLCS 7.2 IP 6 H 0 ER 1 BB 6 K
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84 at the top of the zone.
On this day in 2012: Barry Zito delivered one of the biggest starts of his Giants career With their season on the line, Zito led San Francisco to a 5-0 win over the Cardinals in Game 5 of the NLCS 7.2 IP 6 H 0 ER 1 BB 6 K
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Trevor Milton rolled a truck down a hill and went to prison for securities fraud. Elon Musk dressed a drone up like a sports car and pretended to produce a flying car. He did it to help justify a desperate trillion dollar SpaceX-Tesla merger. Please do your job, @SECGov
Ce n’était évidemment pas un tesla roadster lors de la démonstration. C’était un Drone adhoc recouvert de la carrosserie du Tesla roadster. Everytime Bien sûr, ce n’était pas la première fois qu’un constructeur faisait ça, mais avant les gens étaient moins cons.
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I’m not instantly going to trash her adaptation (yet) but it’s ridiculous for descendants of a wonderfully talented man supporting someone who “could” be lessening his legacy. Just don’t say anything, that’s it.
C.S. Lewis’ family has issued an official statement supporting Greta Gerwig’s Narnia and praising her lifelong passion for the books. bit.ly/4Buu39d
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Cool stunt. Great hype marketing. Time for me to be that guy everyone hates - It's a scam and this will never ship. The external compressor and cooling system to charge the tank once, likely cost more than the car. A multi-stage compressor and heat echanger setup that would fit in a car, would take several days to the better part of a week of constant running for a single charge. 250kg of 10,000psi air in a composite tank, with all the potential failure points of complex plumbing and valves in a human occupied confined space... If your sphincter didn't just make a diamond reading that sentence, you're not comprehending it. Go ask grok about the physics involved just in compressing, cooling, storing and controlling a compressed air system with these specs, and what's possible with typical industrial equipment. This is just a cool gimmick to pump fans and stock. Id bet money, the car in the demo didn't have a full size battery in it. Wouldn't be surprised if someone isn't currently doing analysis on the video to calculate the vehicles weight. Sorry.
JUST IN: Elon Musk's Tesla $TSLA officially unveils new flying Roadster.
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Blake Dallas retweeted
Judge: “I herby sentence you to watch the Savannah Bananas halftime show with Pat McAfee and Jason Kelce calling the game”
BREAKING: ESPN announces the Savannah Bananas will play an exhibition game at halftime of the 2027 CFP National Championship Jason Kelce and Pat McAfee are slated to be on the call per ESPN’s Peter Thamel
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Something so wonderful couldn’t have happened to a stupider guy. Imagine thinking that “change my mind” is your property and nobody can use it as the name of a debate (where the objective of the activity is to change someone’s mind about a topic).
We're suing. Not just CNN. Jubilee and James Talarico, as well. Change My Mind is a registered trademark. I was rejected by cable news for this exact concept. We took the risk. We paid the cost. Now everyone else swoops in with investors and donors, steals it, and profits.
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I know this is an unpopular opinion, but pitchers like arrieta that could rake were way more entertaining than the universal dh
10 years ago today, Jake Arrieta hit a 3-run home run off Madison Bumgarner to give the Cubs the lead in Game 3 of the 2016 NLDS 🤯 Arrieta was the first pitcher to homer off Bumgarner in his career.
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>the man who stopped Jack Doherty
For everyone asking: - yes it's real - 6 month term - money well spent to get this mf off the internet His lawyers are now pressing us hard to have this contract scrapped but we will stay strong
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Here’s the problem with the Pope 👇 The Bible is very clear that capital punishment IS permissible. You can’t get around it. In fact, the Catholic Church has historically accepted capital punishment. The Papal States even PERFORMED The executions until 1870. So according to Pope Leo, one of the following has to be true: 1. He is wrong 2. The Catholic Church once was living open in defiance of God. 3. God’s nature changes and though capital punishment was once allowed, He changed His mind because our society is so modern now.
The death penalty is inadmissible because it is an attack on the inviolability and dignity of the person. The common good can be safeguarded and the requirements of justice can be met without recourse to capital punishment: effective systems of detention have been developed that protect citizens while at the same time do not completely deprive those who are guilty of the possibility of redemption. #NoDeathPenalty
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Peter literally sentenced a man to death for lying (as well as his wife). Was Peter wrong for not allowing for redemption? Of course not. The central problem with Catholicism is that this tweet is theoretically infallible and yet it also (in my opinion) contradicts the Bible
The death penalty is inadmissible because it is an attack on the inviolability and dignity of the person. The common good can be safeguarded and the requirements of justice can be met without recourse to capital punishment: effective systems of detention have been developed that protect citizens while at the same time do not completely deprive those who are guilty of the possibility of redemption. #NoDeathPenalty
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So the ICC has no pending investigations into US citizens but Marco only said the sanctions are coming because of their tactics against US citizens but then it turns out it’s about them charging Bibi? Am I getting that right? What am I missing? Isn’t that a blatant lie?
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