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sarcastic piping hot Miami sports takes

Coming of the fly bridge
Joined February 2010
X gonna give it to ya
#Dolphins star Xavien Howard sued by woman alleging he gave her an incurable STD trib.al/syLmFdw
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The Tesla Cybertruck order backlog is currently far more than we can make before dismantling the line for Cybercab expansion around June/July next year. We will add an extra shift to try to get all orders done in time.
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Lol thats not how EV work bro
Existing cybertrucks will appreciate in value now. Will end up being a collectors item.
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Old enough to remember there was a "waiting list" just so they could justify charging out the ass for glued stainless steel panels on a frame lol
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Andy might not have to do cap space Olympics
Giannis Antetokounmpo reportedly skipped his postgame media obligations last night, a rare decision that speaks volumes about the frustration surrounding the Miami Heat, per @sam_amick “A few hours later, after Curry dropped 29 points and Lendeborg had another well-rounded night (17 points, six assists) in the Warriors win, it spoke volumes that Antetokounmpo made the rare choice not to fulfill his media obligations. The frustration, for him and the rest of the Heat, is surely building.” (Via nytimes.com/athletic/7758885…)
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Omg like who could have seen that coming
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Elon once said to tucker "if trump loses I'm f*cked". Will this happen?
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Ultron in Visonquest episode 7
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After undergoing further testing, Miami star wide receiver Malachi Toney is currently expected to undergo surgery due to the ankle injury he suffered today during practice, sources tell @CBSSports. The current belief is that it’s not a season-ending injury, per sources.
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You’re locked inside a movie theater for 24 hours. You can only watch movies starring one actor the entire time. Whose filmography are you choosing?
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Meal team 6 twitter real quite today
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ReD MaP GOne BLuE
FOR FUCKS SAKE ALASKA AND MISSISSIPPI COUNT YOUR FUCKING VOTES ALREADY.
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BampunchedHerro retweeted
TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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Lettuce pray he has a health problem cause it could be unhinged
Trump is gonna go absolutely HAM the next 2 months isn’t he???
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Blue wave and my dude just over here with blue balls
wall-to-wall socialist titties on the TL, we finally made it to the light 🌄😌
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Hey why dont you migrate to Mars
Data centers in space looking pretty appealing right now
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All the Maga moving to Florida has cost them other states to flip democratic
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Put the fries in bag bro your cooked
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Yall deserve the ass whooping your getting tonight for fucking with One Piece
The Mark of a Good Crew 🇺🇸
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Wonder how many ketchup bottles that orange piece of shit has thrown so far tonight
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