parody of the farce

Winter Garden, FL
Joined December 2014
Wake up sheople. In Florida, no breeze, can’t trust the “science” behind barometric pressure gradients. It is in His hands. Obvious hoax @RonDeSantis “emergency” to keep us locked down. #Freedomisnotfree #WeThePeople #opentheschoolsron
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April 25th Hack@UCF will be collaborating with the UCF Collegiate Cybersecurity Competition team to host the Horse Plinko Cyber Challenge, a beginner friendly blue team competition for UCF students interested in Cybersecurity.
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me as a junior engineer: ugh, i am so tired of coding, can i please talk to someone for a few hours? me as a staff engineer: ugh, i am so tired of talking to people, can i please code alone for a few hours?
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Congratulations to the winners of #CPTC8 1st place: California State Polytechnic University, Pomona @calpolypomona 2nd Place: Stanford University, @CyberApplied 3rd place: University of Central Florida, @HackUCF Congratulations to all, we’ll see you back next year for #CPTC9
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Is it just me or does this guy look like @MarcoRubio? Or is HE Marco Rubio? Have they ever been seen together? @JoeNBC
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try: result = json.loads(response) except json.JSONDecodeError: # TODO: God forgive me... import openai ...
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i think, with the full privilege of 20/20 hindsight, that maybe JavaScript was a mistake
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Fun with #ApacheNiFi: cURLing the secure Apache NiFi REST API funnifi.blogspot.com/2023/01…
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The last three years, explained
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npm install heat
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Code is a liability, not an asset. So goal of software engineer is delivering the maximum amount of desired functionality at the cost of the least amount of code complexity, even as desired functionality evolves over time.
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Web development In 2002 🤝 In 2022
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Twitter is 🔥🔥🔥
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Could this be the perfect Christmas present for your UCF and USF friends and family members?!? Only 82 pairs available!
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