Fundraising manager by day, stir fry cooker and movie watcher by night. Occasional comedian when it takes my fancy and the grip of anxiety is looser than usual.
Alexandria, Sydney
Joined August 2009
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Due to the 3.5 hour running time of “Killers of the Flower Moon”, cinemas have added a new themed item, available from the candy bar: “The Leonardo DiCatheter” #MartinScorsese #LeonardoDiCaprio #RobertDeNiro #killersoftheflowermoon
In the one week:
Al Pacino, 82, has child with partner.
Robert De Niro, 79, has child with partner.
Jesus! They are taking a ‘Heat’ prequel REAL seriously!!
#AlPacino #RobertDeNiro #newbaby #heat
Confession: I didn’t watch #Coronation2023 yesterday, because I’m waiting to get the limited edition 4K BluRay with special features like a 10 min blooper package where the dearly departed #queen walks around, calling everyone a c**t.
Oh what’s this? Oh nothing, just me in #melbourne today getting some cultcha.
I’m not saying this makes me better than you. But I am heavily implying it. #cultcha #monetandfriends #lume
#throwbackthursday: Now, I don’t want to #arouse you too much on a #thursday night, but here is me and my VERY BEST attempt at growing at a #dirtymoustache, proving there have been more unsettling and frightening things on cruises than #covid_19. #stayclassy #moustache #cruise
Just watched the trailer for ‘Magic Mike 3’….and…now….I’m feeling….”things”. #MagicMike #feelings
Authorities have mandated the only way I can drive is with a minor at the wheel, another one clinging to the roof and me pushing outside the vehicle from the back. “It’s the safest for all involved and the community at large”, they stated. #unclegamestrong #niece #nephew
Heads up: The cure for #anxiety is NOT a long weekend with the #familydog for whom anxiety is one of a #plethora of, let’s call them “quirks”. #dogsofinstagram #dog #anxiousdog #cutethough well, #cuteish
#standupcomedy should not be measured by the number of awards, stars or stellar reviews you get, but by the number of audience members you make snort throughout your career. There’ll be a ranking on my new site “Snortle”, and I’ll be up the top. #success
Mum. For every 1000 put-downs she gives about my #standupcomedy, she gives one random, #bestpresent ever.
I’m perfectly ok with that #ratio.
#cobbittymarkets #therockmovie #alcatraz #mum
You have till midnight TONIGHT to #getmetwo and save lives! That’s right, donate tonight to my #thebetterchallenge efforts for #thekidscancerproject and have your gift DOUBLED by generous corporate partners. Get on it Utah! Link in comments!
Scene: #johncena quietly drops this into #dwaynejohnson’s DMs with no commentary. #makeawish #johncenamakeawish
When it comes to #standupcomedy I’m a #maverick & #pioneer. Last Sunday, for an intimate & delightful audience, I did something absolutely #revolutionary and unheard of: I SAT DOWN!! Breaking boundaries, challenging the #statusquo and changing the landscape, any chance I get.
Gotta love a work meeting that ends with colleagues lightly roasting me with words and phrases I most commonly use in the office. Most surprised “never ending of void of despair” wasn’t one of them. #worklife #officelife
It’s weird. When #DwayneJohnson #TheRock says “be the hardest worker in the room”, it’s “motivational and inspiring”, yet when I take it literally and walk into the office with an erection it’s “inappropriate”.
A work of art with a work of art. Brilliant day wit@KidsCancerProj team in #sydney, walking course of 30 #whaletail sculptures painted by the country’s best artists to be auctioned off to raise $$$ for #kidscancerresearch. I offered to auction me off but they politely declined.
