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Owner and proprietor of Queen of Spades Gardening Tools & More.

Washington, DC
Joined September 2021
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Damn. He was so good in Tropic Thunder. RIP
R.Kelly has reportedly passed away.
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My new special comes out today for free on YouTube. Here’s how to see it: youtu.be/FEnEutR31B4?si=KrQy…
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Yes, we def need to take the power away from the Trump cucks and give it directly to Trump instead. Cut out the middlemen. Democracy will thus be saved.
It's time to nationalize social media. Zuckerberg and Elon are Trump cucks and they have far too much power. Democracy is being destroyed by Epstein class billionaire perverts.
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Whats the polymarket on a MeToo within the next 6 months?
“Look man, it’s a racist joke. The whole concept of that joke is racist. We’re just not about that. We’re about healthcare.”
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what could possibly go wrong?
Philadelphia is preparing to become the first city in the nation to offer this mortgage model, with lower interest rates, no private mortgage insurance, and credit scores as low as 620.
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Just eat 3 hamburgers. Half that thing is gonna wind up in your lap.
this is the most american thing i've ever seen
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But for real yall, women do dress a little bit like whores at the gym.
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It's so time consuming to be poor that many of them have to resort to getting jobs.
People think poverty means not having enough money. But they rarely talk about the time it takes away. Hours spent waiting for public transport, comparing prices, chasing bills, filling out forms, sitting on hold, and traveling across town just to save a few dollars. When you're poor, even the simplest tasks become complicated. Poverty isn't just a lack of money. It's a full-time job that pays nothing and leaves you exhausted.
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I feel like black people culturally appropriated not being slaves.
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I'm a feminist, so I spell it 'cynt'
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True story: I had a roommate in college who went around hanging up flyers advertising his seminar on how to get rich and once people had paid their money, he held a class on how to hang a bunch of flyers telling people you could teach them how to get rich.
Best way to get rich is to teach a course on getting rich
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This year for Halloween, I'm gonna be a Klansman. Also, for Thanksgiving and Christmas. I joined the Klan, yall.
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Flying to the Philippines to fuck a girl in a manger.
Philippines is a hotspot for white middle-aged paedophiles!
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This could be a Seth Simons tweet except nobody is asking Seth to hang out.
Sorry, can’t hang tonight, I gotta watch hours of a podcast I hate so I can find some clips to share with everyone about why I hate it.
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I would give my eye teeth to listen to 2003 Opie and Anthony clowning on current day Opie and Anthony.
Opie claims that he is SICK OF CHEAP PEOPLE! The nerve of him to make this complaint. @TonyPapadog @AnthonyCumia
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me tryna initiate sex from the big spoon position.
Nature never stops amazing us .
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On todays unfiltered podcast, the cohost spends the first couple of minutes chewing with his mouth open followed by a riveting discussion of toast. STRAP IN FOLKS!
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