• I make sites faster and cloud/LLM bills lower 🚀 • 2:43 marathoner (🔜 2:39) • Performance is my thing

Amsterdam
Joined December 2010
I've found (and locally fixed) an annoying performance bug on @X web! TLDR: go to a post with a lot of replies, and scroll up and down - notice it's laggy? There's a component that calculates the scroll parent, and then removes the scroll listener when unmounting. But it seems we don't even have a scroll listener most of the time, so we can avoid the heavy _getScrollParent function by wrapping it in a conditional This removes seconds of forced reflow and lag for me Would love to get it fixed! 🙏🏻 @X @engineering @elonmusk @nikitabier
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verifying my private keys today
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and another
shipping security patches and perf improvements
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I imagine it's extremely fun to be in offensive cybersecurity right now
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What?? 😂
PHP docker image built failed because the maintainer locked the comments and the CI has a step posting status to github comments.
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no please, it's time to rest
Leaving this here, PHP 8.5.12 security patch is incomplete. ( needs further validation )
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The PHP 8.5.12 release fixes the two specific CVEs (via state/bailout changes) detailed in official advisories; referenced "surviving paths" (e.g. var_destroy UAF) are separate pre-existing unserialize issues unrelated to this patch. php.net/archive/2026.p… github.com/php/php-src/se… github.com/php/php-src/se… github.com/dinosn/php-8.5…
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wow what a great day
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Jack, what the fuck
This would be a pretty funny time for GitHub to have another outage.
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bro NO, this is NOT the time
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They're published!!
3 hours later and still no published Docker images for Node.js 🫠
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waiting for patches packages to distribute to mirrors etc
The PHP patches are out Go and update!
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3 hours later and still no published Docker images for Node.js 🫠
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if this PHP vulnerability allows remote code execution, doesn't that mean we can use the vulnerability to auto-patch all vulnerable servers?
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just imagine how good tomorrow is going to feel - no vulns - everything patched - happy vibes
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