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Chunky cheeky northern chappy!!!! Avid MCFC and Warringrton Wolves fan

Warrington
Joined May 2010
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What's your New Year's Mantra? Mine is..."You found it offensive? I found it funny. That's why I'm happier than you." Happy New Year.
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5 days before Christmas my true love sent to me, The Hairy Dieters! Follow and RT to enter today鈥檚 giveaway
People who have cheered me up today - @mesillyho @tazzytazzle @mfnerellamazina @Kryptomonkey and @DannyBate
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Daniel Bate retweeted
FEED THE GOAT! RT @daviehinds: Shaun Goater vs. United, 9/11/2002: youtu.be/pQ_Zqy6QqYI via @youtube
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ALAN !
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Your 'sexy couple' nudes were okayish until you had one with your babies photos in it. Crop people, always an option.
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Do breast implants also function as a floatation device?
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Replying to @warringtonnews
@warringtonnews ReCon comic/manga mini convention in store on Wednesday 17th October 6-8pm. Tickets are 拢1 & available in store. Pls RT.
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She told me she was turned on by dangerous men, so I started running with scissors.
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If you laugh, you're smarter than average :D
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Just to make it clear - I'm very happy to be in @MCFC. It's the best decision I could have taken.
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59 out of 96 could have survived. 164 statements deliberately amended. No statistics could ever be more damning #jft96
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The weekend giveaway this week is a small selection of dark fantasy books! Simply follow us and retweet to enter.
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Who wants to break it to Boy George that he is no longer a boy, but a bloated middle aged man that beats up rent boys? any takers?
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HOW DO I GET BEER ON MY LADY BITS EVERY GODDAMNED TIME?!
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Still not dead, but it's only early.
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roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.
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Daniel Bate retweeted
Missed the Olympics today, anyone tell me if Ashley Young got a medal in the diving? #London2012
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