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I like frisbee

Minnesota
Joined July 2010
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If you don’t embrace the methods, tools, and discoveries of science, the obvious next step is to dispose of your cell phone.
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Come on down to Sea Foam Stadium on June 1st, and support the @Mnwindchill professional Ultimate Frisbee team! Tickets are ½ off for all CSP students, faculty, and staff! Use code CSP50GAME online, or show your school ID at the gate. See you there! #WeAreCSP
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Bryan Vohnoutka, @mnwindchill 17 assists 25 goals 9 hockey assists 114/129 (88.40%) throws 154 points played #AUDL2019
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WE WON. WERE GOING TO NATIONALS!!!!!!
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You: why is my balance so low Bank account: you don't need another jersey Bank account: just play Summer league instead of Club Bank account: play one of Lei-Out, Kaimana or Windmill, not all of them You: I guess we'll never know. Bank account: seriously? #MondayMotivation
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Big week ahead. Power up with Simo and @powerhighland #AUDL2019
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Danny Bates! retweeted
Science!
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Keep building. Josh @TwoKlainz and the rest of the crew Is working the treadmill tonight with @CarbaughCurt at Acceleration North. Come watch him put out Wildfires on Saturday. 🧯🔥 Tickets: shop.windchillultimate.com #AUDL2019
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SCIENTISTS: “We’ve produced the first-ever image of a supermassive Black Hole, 55-million light years away” RESPONSE: “Oooh!” SCIENTISTS: “We’ve concluded that humans are catastrophically warming Earth” RESPONSE: “That conflicts with what I want to be true, so it must be false”
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Powering up at @powerhighland! Post workout smiles. #AUDL #12days
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2 WEEKS AWAY! And yes.... our title sponsor comes through for us yet again. Every one with a Wind Chill ticket receives a FREE BEER AFTER THE GAME at @surlybrewing during the official post-game party on Saturday, April 20th. TICKETS: shop.windchillultimate.com #AUDL
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Rain or shine. #2weeks
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When my line scores but I didn't touch the disc:
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When somebody asks me if I'm good at ultimate:
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Danny Bates! retweeted
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Okay I'm a liar. I was not patient enough. Michael Langon is real.
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