@DannyDoubleYew

Not fit for human consumption.

Joined July 2010
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Houston Sports fans, if you could replace any one person, who would you replace?
0%Joe Espada
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0%Nick Caserio
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Every woman rather than stopping to get gas.
smalls
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NO MATTER WHAT EMPTY THE TANK
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Hey followers and anyone else who may see this, let’s get this funded soon. $20ish dollars for a hardback book is a good price. Chipping away at this one book at a time will make a teacher’s dream come true! I did my part, now go do yours! :)
Ken | The Real Marvel Teacher 🍎@MarvelTeacher2Oct 21
Trying to get books donated to my classroom. Any help is appreciated! I do novel studies to help get kids interested in reading and build better fluency, comprehension, and vocabulary. #BeABetterHuman #CleartheList Thank you! donorschoose.org/project/no-…

No Bones About It: A Hardcover Reading Adventure!, a project from Mr. Rowe

Help me give my students 30 hardcover copies of Doll Bones for read-alouds that build vocabulary, spark imagination, and inspire a love of reading with a little Halloween mystery. I want my fifth g...

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I hate seeing my friends hurt. I wish I could absorb all their pain. But since I can’t, I will do the best I can and walk beside them in kindness.
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So much this.
ghost of Kayla 🍌
@kaylala1Oct 25
i’m begging people to stop assuming depression is just being sad. sometimes it’s being so emotionally disconnected from your own life that you feel like you’re watching it happen to someone else.
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being sexually open does not mean i'm sexually available to everyone who has access to my account.
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One thing I like to do is when people come to visit, I like to cook their favorite meal as a sign of gratitude for making the effort. Strongly recommend.
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I’m at the point with the boy that he went from not eating steak to now when I grill them he eats TWO. So if I want to have steak and eggs for breakfast, I have to grill 4.
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How did he get that open? Did he think he had inside help?
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This.
maria@maraissupertallOct 24
Sorry but the average person does not know what it means to train hard, to push your body beyond your mental limits, and how to do that safely without causing injury. Don’t project your limitations onto me please 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Straight into my veins
MMA Fighting
@MMAFightingOct 24
Joshua Van vs. Manel Kape set for UFC 336 mmafighting.com/ufc/517377/j…

Joshua Van vs. Manel Kape set for UFC 336

Carlos Prates, Michael Morales collide at UFC 336 as well

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Can my Wisconsin people confirm, please?
ghost of Kayla 🍌
@kaylala1Oct 24
wisconsin is criminally underrated. fish fries, old fashioneds, cheese, beer, and people who will help you dig your car out of a snowbank without even knowing your name. that's the wisconsin i love. 🤍
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Listen I give @Christhedude94 a LOT of shit, but I hope dude gets to see Cooper Flagg and a Mavs W.
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Yall. I don’t watch a lot of TV, but season 2 of The Terminal List is so damn good.
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Man @JackCarrUSA S2.1 is fucking amazing. @prattprattpratt is such a great actor. Reece is such a complex character and he nails the tumor impacts. But the real hero is makeup for making @LeifBabin look so much younger in that cameo!
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lust expires. get yourself somebody that prays for you.
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Shit about to pop off
The Hormuz Letter
@HormuzLetterOct 21
BREAKING: Heavy fighter jet activity across Israel, with many Israeli Air Force jets taking off from Nevatim, Ovda, and Ramon Air Bases in the past 30 minutes, which are now over the West Bank, per initial reports.
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You ever take a bite of Pecan pie and instantly know a skinny white lady got the recipe of Pinterest ?
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Rays and Brewers World Series just like we all predicted
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