πƒπšπ§π§π² π’πœπ¨π­π­ (@DannyScott1996) header
πƒπšπ§π§π² π’πœπ¨π­π­ (@DannyScott1996) profile picture

London based comic but Kent grown. I am about 87% caffeine. also available for kids parties.

London, England
Joined December 2011
Photo by πƒπšπ§π§π² π’πœπ¨π­π­ (@DannyScott1996)Photo by πƒπšπ§π§π² π’πœπ¨π­π­ (@DannyScott1996)Photo by πƒπšπ§π§π² π’πœπ¨π­π­ (@DannyScott1996)Photo by πƒπšπ§π§π² π’πœπ¨π­π­ (@DannyScott1996)Photo by πƒπšπ§π§π² π’πœπ¨π­π­ (@DannyScott1996)Photo by πƒπšπ§π§π² π’πœπ¨π­π­ (@DannyScott1996)Photo by πƒπšπ§π§π² π’πœπ¨π­π­ (@DannyScott1996)Photo by πƒπšπ§π§π² π’πœπ¨π­π­ (@DannyScott1996)Photo by πƒπšπ§π§π² π’πœπ¨π­π­ (@DannyScott1996)Photo by πƒπšπ§π§π² π’πœπ¨π­π­ (@DannyScott1996)
πƒπšπ§π§π² π’πœπ¨π­π­ retweeted
🚨ANNOUNCEMENT🚨 22nd November. 7pm. Arcade live. We promised you a streamed show & this is an all star line up. Hodgkiss! Wrightson! Scott! Duggan! Ewing f*cking Burgesse! Tickets on sale soon. Live on Nextup & at Museum of Comedy! Save the date!
4
5
5
10
10,403
πƒπšπ§π§π² π’πœπ¨π­π­ retweeted
We'll miss you Spurs fans. Flights to Europe available.
128
1,045
133
12,542
2,795,813
MCing this gig was the absolute highlight of my 2022 🀘🏼
Stepping into bookings for our 2023 shows like… #jamesacaster #standupcomedy #londoncomedy
1
129
πƒπšπ§π§π² π’πœπ¨π­π­ retweeted
Updated 22/23 Arsenal chants. There’s so many that thought I’d make a thread - will only really use ones I’ve heard at the ground/ on away days as supposed to ideas as there’s too many. πŸ”΄ #AFC
85
1,375
97
10,695
1,705,116
This line up brilliant and I’m very excited to be a part of it! 😍πŸ”₯
This Post is from an account that no longer exists. Learn more
106
Listen.. I know it’s a stretch, I’ve seen some great hearts on Twitter, but I could really do with 100k… so squint your eyes… this is a perfect heart. 🀍@walkers_crisps #lovefromwalkers
105
πƒπšπ§π§π² π’πœπ¨π­π­ retweeted
Me on insta versus me in β€˜tagged posts’ keeping it real. Thanks @DannyScott1996 - backstage at @OTBcomedy
1
1
14
1,036
πƒπšπ§π§π² π’πœπ¨π­π­ retweeted
rt if you love boobs but not in a misogynistic way
544
26,439
726
91,708
8,608,465
What’s the matter babe? You haven’t touched your β€˜Come on England’ Krispy Kreme Doughnuts… @krispykremeUK #WorldCup2022 #EnglandFrance
πƒπšπ§π§π² π’πœπ¨π­π­ retweeted
⭐ STAGEY SMILE OF THE DAY ⭐ Here's the moment the super talented Matilda star Alisha Weir found out she had got the part of Matilda ✨ I may have shed a lil tear or two watching this πŸ₯Ή lol Can't wait to see what she does next 🌟 X x x
45
365
213
4,758
MCing this absolute beauty of a line up next month πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
The moment has finally arrived where we can share with you our INSANE lineup for our special #comedynight in aid of @RefugeCharity πŸ’— Comedy Tapas X Picturehouse Central brings to you… BOOK NOW! πŸ“†- 9 Dec 22 ⏰- 7:30pm πŸ’°- Β£8!!!! ow.ly/Uech50LNbqy
1
5
πƒπšπ§π§π² π’πœπ¨π­π­ retweeted
My 2023 Stand-Up Tour 'Dan Nightingale's Special' is ON SALE NOW! πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³
47
38
38
349
πƒπšπ§π§π² π’πœπ¨π­π­ retweeted
2,331
15,470
2,794
71,508
I’ve made a real habit recently of sitting people down after drinking and showing them @BlueVanMan4 videos. The Mince Pie Subway cookie will always be shown on these evenings. πŸͺ
All the attention atm is on the Super League. Bruno Fernandes must be fuming he isn’t getting the attention he deserves here... @SkySportsPL #SuperLeague