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Baltimore, MD
Joined February 2009
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Updating my name on streaming services because DDm is a bitch to narrow down in Google search engines. My next release in 2022 will be under Dapper Dan Midas. All previous releases will be updated as well. It’s a business move that’s long overdue.
It’s the first home game of the season and the Marc train is delayed coming from DC. And y’all really trying to get people to use public transit and the first train of the day is late! @mtamaryland this happens every Sunday!
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BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel announces his interview with Texas Democratic Senate candidate James Talarico will NOT air on ABC tomorrow, saying Trump’s FCC has threatened him, his show, ABC, its affiliates, and local stations over “simple traditional editorial decisions” and guest bookings.
Kimmel says the full interview will instead be posted to YouTube: “In the America we live in right now, that is the best that we can do until November.”
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Jimmy Kimmel: "When I left for summer break, the country the country was a mess. We were at war with Iran, gas prices were high, inflation was high, Mitch McConnell was either alive or dead. Nobody seemed to have any idea which. No one still seems to. The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool was a big green slop hole.
And now, only 3 months later, I am so pleased to report that thanks to your favorite president, DJ Jazzy Donald, every one of those problems has been solved. We made America great again.
Why isn't everyone standing up and clapping? It's It said on Truth Social, he made America great again. Wait, are you telling me the President of the United States had three full months and spent $20 million and couldn't even get a pool cleaned? How are we supposed to win the war with Iran when we can't even win the war against algae?"
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I hate admitting how good Iran’s LEGO videos are. The White House wishes they could.
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Democrats forced Graham Platner to step down over serious allegations - but when Max Miller faces serious allegations of throwing boiling water on his ex-wife, beating her, holding a gun to her head and breaking his 2yo daughter’s collarbone - Republicans do nothing.
Omg this speech he’s giving at the White House correspondents dinner is cringe! The room fell silent when he went after Kaitlin Collins. Trump is terrible!
Lawd @CharlesMBlow is cutting up again! He just read the hell out of Lydia Moynihan on @abbydphillip show! I’m screaming!
Horace Cooper is incredibly obtuse and it’s annoying. Why is he on this show @abbydphillip
Caroline Sunshine is horrible. @abbydphillip she’s not debating everything she’s just spitting out talking points. #CNN
Charles Blow just ate Caroline Sunshine the fuck up about that child rape pardon in Minnesota! I’m screaming! I don’t know why they play with him! #CNN #AbbyPhillip
I think Platner should drop out, but also I think Dems have to be tstrategic in the language they use to condemn Platner. Talking to fellow democratic voters, after seeing everything republicans got away with, the standards seem to be different. @abbydphillip
