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HELLBREAK TCG, Wild Assault, Species Unknown, Marvel Rivals, Dead By Daylight, any TTRPG. Game Designer, Weird Author, Comedian, Cheerleader, Artist.

Deepest Pit of Personal Hell
Joined September 2014
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u have no idea what this means to me
Mark Duplass is an honorary butch lesbian in my eyes
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I BUILD WEIRD COMPLEX THINGS. At the Collaborator Tier ($100/month), I devote 8 hours a month to building YOUR weird complex thing. 40 years of experience for $12.50 an hour, that'll jumpstart ya. patreon.com/asif/posts/17339…
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ラットミニガン:RAT MINIGUN
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‘HELLBREAK’ launches in January 2027 with more than 200 cards across seven properties, drawing from Universal, Paramount, and Horror Inc. Future expansions will add characters from more studios. Full details: [dreadcentral.com/news/594956…]
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Okay. Updated for the addition of Smile demon. Thanks @Hellbreak_TCG for your gorgous game.
My mad plot has come to fruition. I now have a Hellbreak playmat for playing in public.
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I never stop adjusting this picture.
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Well oh shit. Hellbreak's remaining mystery IP is Smile. I'm so excited.
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Doing some prewatch prep for the big movie next week.
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Some new Deadlock Interactions Animated
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My mad plot has come to fruition. I now have a Hellbreak playmat for playing in public.
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SNL took a commercial for a real psoriasis medication and turned it into a story about a mysterious force that may have existed before humanity. Ryan Gosling, Sarah Sherman and Ashley Padilla helped turn “Otezla” into one of those sketches that gets more ridiculous the longer you watch. Here’s how it works.
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Tiny Chills is a new horror game where you find gross things cleaning ears: nichegamer.com/tiny-chills-n…
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What a ride it's been together! Thank you Pals for the support! 🥰
🎉Flameborn! Congratulations on Enshrouded 1.0! Releasing alongside Enshrouded in 2024, we quickly realised that we were in the presence of a survival masterpiece. Now, 2 years later, it’s an honour to celebrate both our games reaching 1.0! We can't wait to play! Congrats!! teapawt.org/KeenGamesStudio/status…
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After much labor, I believe this is the image I will be printing on a card play mat and taking to games to play #Hellbreak
🤖 Made with AI
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Weird. I've been facing rumors of a possible nucler attack since the mid 1980s. I remember the school duck and cover videos.
🚨 RUMORS OF A POSSIBLE NUCLEAR ATTACK ARE CIRCULATING
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I almost have this Hellbreak mat art figured out
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『DIGGER』この「女性の前だぞ」っていうジョークは、本当にイジワルで最高に最悪だった。笑えないし笑っちゃダメなのに、男どものバカ笑いに押し流されて自分も笑ってしまったのがホント悔しい。バーン・ゴーマンが「いけませんよ」と人差し指を振るのもズルすぎる。#映画ディガーを語ろう
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Pete Davidson playing Rami Malek while Rami Malek plays Pete Davidson sitting right next to each other on SNL is peak casting. ​The moment Pete in that bleach blonde hoodie looks over and completely freaks out because Rami’s bug-eyed stare looks like “a Victorian child trapped in his eyes” broke me. Rami didn’t even break character once, just kept deadpan staring into his soul. ​Who had the better impression here, Pete capturing Rami’s intense quiet stare, or Rami completely nailing Pete’s unhinged slouching chaos?
Saturday Night Live’s “Upfront Heating & Air Conditioning” takes a familiar homeowner fear and turns it into a sales pitch: what if the contractor told you exactly how terrible the job would be before you hired them? The fake company promises that the charming salesman who gives the estimate won't be the person who shows up. Instead, customers get a crew of strange, intrusive workers who treat someone else's home like their own playground.
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Replying to @Scotterybarn
Here at Dapper farms, our slurs are hand grown in traditional soil, like our grandfathers and their grandfathers did centuries ago. Heritage slurs, the way things use to be before robot overlords enslaved humanity.
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