@DarthVader

Evil Orphan Ani. Parody / Satire / Fan-Supported. Not Official & Not Affiliated with Disney, Lucasfilm, Star Wars.

 Empire, CO
starwars.com
Joined January 2007
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I have altered the deal, pray I don’t alter it further.
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Impressive. Most impressive.
Von Glitschka
@Vonster24 Apr 2025
Star Wars Andor Season 2 is out, and we illustrated a custom wallpaper design for wallaroo.app developed by iconfactory.com. It is now available for MacOS, iPads, and iPhones. See more work at: glitschkastudios.com #illustration
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Mos Eisley has nothing on this place.
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Should Sheev Palpatine step down as head of the Empire? He will abide by the results of this poll and your votes will definitely not get you put on an Imperial watch list if you vote incorrectly.
70%Yes, I love Rebel scum
30%No, I support the Empire
9,801 votes • Final results
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Should I destroy Alderaan…
51%Now
11%Tomorrow
16%7 days from now
22%Longer
4,892 votes • Final results
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Going forward, all storm troopers are now required to send an email every Friday updating the Emperor with what they are guarding. Imperial engineers should send “code samples” per internal memo sent out. Hardcore!
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We will continue to explode planets until morale improves.
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If we stop blowing up planets now, that would be extremely unfair to the planets we've already blown up.
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Daniel Lippman@dlippman8 Jul 2022
NEW: Justice Brett Kavanaugh had to exit through the rear of Morton's on Wednesday night after DC protestors showed up out front. A Morton's rep told me: "Politics … should not trample the freedom at play of the right to congregate and eat dinner." politico.com/newsletters/pla…
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Define “most”.
Star Wars
@starwars19 Jun 2022
Happy Father’s Day to all the father figures in the galaxy doing the most. #FathersDay
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Impressive. Most impressive.
Brian P. Hogan
@bphogan12 Jun 2022
My daughter sent this meme to me and I’m laughing so hard my chest hurts.
REALITY vs LinkedIn Reality ANAKIN SKYWALKER ASSISTANT TO THE EMPEROR LinkedIn DARTH VADER, LORD CEO, DEATH STAR 1 & 2 CHIEF OF STAFF TO THE SUPREME CHANCELLOR | DARK LORD OF THE SITH | CHOSEN ONE, JEDI ORDER | JEDI GHOST | EX- JEDI KNIGHT | EX- GENERAL, GRAND ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC I STAR FIGHTER PILOT | PODRACING PRODIGY | MIDICHLORIAN COUNT GALAXY RECORD HOLDER | LOBBYIST | (DARK) THOUGHT LEADER | ACTIVIST FORCE PHENOM | INVENTOR | LIGHTSABERSMITHI HUSBAND TO SENATOR AMIDALA FATHER TO A PRINCESS, WHICH TECHNICALLY MAKES ME A KING | FATHER, LUKE'S FATHER | CHILD OF A VIRGIN BIRTH | ONE-AND-ONLY JEDI MASTER TURN SITH LORD TURN EDI GHOST

ALT REALITY vs LinkedIn Reality ANAKIN SKYWALKER ASSISTANT TO THE EMPEROR LinkedIn DARTH VADER, LORD CEO, DEATH STAR 1 & 2 CHIEF OF STAFF TO THE SUPREME CHANCELLOR | DARK LORD OF THE SITH | CHOSEN ONE, JEDI ORDER | JEDI GHOST | EX- JEDI KNIGHT | EX- GENERAL, GRAND ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC I STAR FIGHTER PILOT | PODRACING PRODIGY | MIDICHLORIAN COUNT GALAXY RECORD HOLDER | LOBBYIST | (DARK) THOUGHT LEADER | ACTIVIST FORCE PHENOM | INVENTOR | LIGHTSABERSMITHI HUSBAND TO SENATOR AMIDALA FATHER TO A PRINCESS, WHICH TECHNICALLY MAKES ME A KING | FATHER, LUKE'S FATHER | CHILD OF A VIRGIN BIRTH | ONE-AND-ONLY JEDI MASTER TURN SITH LORD TURN EDI GHOST

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The Force is strong with this one. And Moses.
Star Wars
@starwars1 Jun 2022
A personal message from Ewan McGregor.

A Message from Ewan McGregor

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You cannot hide forever, Obi-Wan. #MayThe4thBeWithYou
Obi-Wan Kenobi
@obiwankenobi4 May 2022
They're coming. #ObiWanKenobi, a limited series, starts streaming May 27 on @DisneyPlus.

Obi-Wan Kenobi | Official Trailer | Disney+

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<Breathes heavily>
Obi-Wan Kenobi
@obiwankenobi9 Mar 2022
Hello there.
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Darth Vader retweeted
Eric Geller@ericgeller11 Aug 2021
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Impressive. Most impressive. #MayThe4thBeWithYou
Tim Isenman
@TimIsenman4 May 2021
Stop whatever the hell you’re doing, open Disney+, and turn on “Star Wars: Biomes”. Disney created flyovers of the different planets, with life and story unfolding down below. It’s pure magic 😭
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Happy May 4th. #MayThe4thBeWithYou #MayTheFourth
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Darth Vader retweeted
Mark Hamill
@MarkHamill2 May 2021
Please consider helping both the Prowse family AND vital dementia research by bidding on items from his incredible collection! #DearestDadVader ❤️
Alzheimer's Research UK@AlzResearchUK1 May 2021
"You'll always be 'Dad' Vader to me" - @HamillHimself aka Luke Skywalker Over 400 signed photographs belonging to the late David Prowse are being auctioned with a % of profits to support vital dementia research. View this iconic item & many more 👇bid.eastbristol.co.uk/auctio…
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