Dating Rules

Have a life before you have a relationship. #datingrules

If he makes a big deal about your number, lose his. #datingrules

History repeats. So do herpes outbreaks. #datingrules

Anyone who judges your past doesn't deserve a spot in your future. #datingrules

Maintain an air of mystery. Pee with the door closed. #datingrules

If he won't even open the automatic door for you, change your locks. #datingrules

Rubbing things together won't always create a spark. #datingrules

Want to piss him off? Text him "LOL." #datingrules

If he calls you his bitch, act like one. #datingrules

If he messes with your head, don't mess up his bed. #datingrules

Just because he makes you weak in the knees doesn't mean you need to be on them! #datingrules

Cheaters never win, but their pharmacies do. #datingrules

If he gives you a bad feeling in your gut, chances are he'll give them to you everywhere else. #datingrules

A man will only treat you as well as you treat yourself. #datingrules

Flaunt what you've got while it's still in the right place. #datingrules

The only guys who have to brag about their sex life usually don't have one. #datingrules

You won't find what you're looking for in his email account & if you do, you should have ended it already. #datingrules

He can fake interest in your cats as well as you can fake orgasms. #datingrules

Roses are red, violets are blue. If he writes a poem, it doesn't mean he gets to bang you. #datingrules

If he says all of his exes are psycho, what does that make you for dating him? #datingrules