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Dave Colan

@DaveColan

Comedian/writer/director. farmer’s dog ref. Second City alum. Creator of @nexttokimdavis and @roymooreshorse.

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2009
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So... there's this ice cream man in L.A. who plays Leonard Cohen instead of ice cream truck music.
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@votetimscottFeb 6
Praying it was fake because it’s the most racist thing I’ve seen out of this White House. The President should remove it.
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@AFpostFeb 6
President Trump posted a video featuring the Obamas as monkeys on Truth Social. Follow: @AFpost
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@TheOnion4 Nov 2025
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
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@amritwt4 Sep 2025
i think about this dude all the time
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I find it weird how many me were apparently aroused by the old cracker barrel logo.
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The Clapback Mailbag: Everything White People Know About White People Is Wrong dlvr.it/TMdsf9
The Clapback Mailbag: Everything White People Know About White People Is Wrong

The Clapback Mailbag: Everything White People Know About White People Is Wrong

A special response to emails, DMs, messages and comments from our readers

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Dean Cain is the worst superman, he doesn’t even know the character…. Meanwhile Smallville just say it straight
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@Variety10 Jul 2025
Ex-Superman Dean Cain Says James Gunn Made a ‘Mistake’ Calling Superman an ‘Immigrant’ and ‘It’s Going to Hurt’ the Box Office: ‘How Woke Is Hollywood Going to Make This Character?’ variety.com/2025/film/news/d…
Ex-Superman Dean Cain Says James Gunn Made a ‘Mistake’ Calling Superman an ‘Immigrant’ and ‘It’s...

Ex-Superman Dean Cain Says James Gunn Made a ‘Mistake’ Calling Superman an ‘Immigrant’ and ‘It’s...

Dean Cain is wary about Hollywood making Superman 'woke' after James Gunn called the Man of Steel an "immigrant," igniting MAGA outrage.

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Replying to @TiWindisch
@TiWindisch Listening to the pod - here’s an angle I don’t hear people talking about. Doc’s willingness to go with the GA/kjp/aj/gtj lineup will determine whether or not giannis retires with the bucks. and not just bc of losing/winning. 🧵
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Esp if the bucks can make a dame trade in the offseason for a younger front court player, you can replace the age of brook and dame with youth. I think about sabonis but im not well versed on his scouting report.
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The bucks need to win and get younger, or GA *should* leave. That’s why this lineup playing and succeeding is essential to keeping giannis.
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@TiWindisch u mentioned the bucks haven’t missed dame. Consider this: in the offseason bucks sign the rotation and trade dame to kings for sabonis. (i know it would be more complicated) bucks run a lineup of RR/GTJ/Greek/Sabonis/GA Bobby/kuz/tp/kpj/sims off the bench.
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Bucks go from an aging team to a team younger than giannis, and assuming success, keep him the rest of his career. Love dame, but have we shown that the bucks need to be more giannis centric and younger to succeed?
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"And that something is that significantly less people than the average attendance of a Dodgers game came to a free event."
Victor Shi (@Victorshi2020) profile pictureVictor Shi@Victorshi202012 Apr 2025
What a photo. Thousands in Los Angeles to see Bernie Sanders right now. There’s something happening.
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There’s this huge protest against Trump in Los Feliz and they’ve taken over the Starbucks near my yoga studio.
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Trefology@trefology5 Apr 2025
#HandsOff2025 a protest happening just around the block. Good sized crowd for los feliz.
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Good days. Bad days. Doesn’t matter. You’re always good enough for your dog. So keep doing your best by them with real, fresh food. #LongLiveDogs

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The Farmer’s Dog “Ref” commercial is so, so good.
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My @thefarmersdog commercial just dropped during tonight’s nfl game. youtu.be/967FRMBqfQE?si=gZUt…
The Farmer's Dog Big Game Commercial: Referee

The Farmer's Dog Big Game Commercial: Referee

Good days or bad days—nothing makes all your days better than your ...

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WHAT THE FUCK FARMER'S DOG!? I have never wanted to go to war for a referee more.
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Okay the Farmer’s Dog referee commercial may be the best piece of advertisement I’ve seen in years
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