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Of all the things I admire about Jim Rockford, which are many, I most admire his complete and total absence of fucks to give.
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The official paper of being seven years old and still unable to make an upper case “Q” that’s worth a shit.
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Here’s Jimmy the Greek riding with Mama Cass Elliot on a snowmobile. No, I don’t know why. And I think it’s better that way.
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Olympic Gold Medalist and Evergreen Park native Abbey Murphy sounds the horn at the United Center
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Military experts later confirmed that Chuck Norris and Walter Payton together on the same boat was temporarily the world’s fourth-strongest navy.
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This is Hank. He is incredibly invested in this plumbing project that does not require him in the slightest. 13/10
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I don't know exactly how one is supposed to look while testifying under oath about whether or not you were part of the largest child sex ring in the history of our country.
But I know you're not supposed to look like this:
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3 years into the Connor Bedard era and we’re still watching only Connor Bedard be an impact player. Progress being measured in millimeters. #Blackhawks
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Just so I'm clear, the guy who went on camera and told America "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky" is the same guy testifying before a House Oversight Committee today that he did not have sexual relations with any of Epstein's underage sex slaves?
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I’m a fake independent journalist.
NOT AN INFLUENCER!
Therefore, I have zero pressure to create any whack content at the @PGAShow….
However, I did conduct a “white belt” study and the numbers have dropped by 45% in the last year. 🤷🏼♂️
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Say what you will about Bobby Knight but he sure as fuck would’ve prevented whatever the hell this shit is …
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“Marty, you’re back from 2026!”
“Doc, O.J. Simpson’s a murderer, Bill Cosby’s a rapist, Bruce Jenner’s a woman, Donald Trump’s president, and there was a global pandemic.”
“Great Scott!”
“And Indiana is the best college football team.”
“Ok, now I know you’re full of shit.”
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When a dude with an accordion rolls up on a lawnmower, you know it’s about to get real.
Steve’n’Seagulls turn “Thunderstruck” into a hoedown and I am here for it.
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First round of paint going down on all short grass. This will be my third year of painting and most certainly not the last. @SimplotTurf @GatlinburgGolf
