AZ born and raised. Limited government, unlimited opportunity. Being right of center means I have a dog and a cat but I like the dog more.

Joined February 2026
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Relax, nobody's closing golf courses. ⛳ My point is we need incentives to help all Arizonans and major industries swap thirsty grass and catch rainwater, especially if our water situation gets worse— while I take on the foreign mega-farms and data centers draining our water. My opponent is making up false claims.
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Did she word this poorly or is this congresswoman saying that she is going to vote for a congressional candidate in a different district?
Hello from Flagstaff! Tune in to hear me talk shit about Eli Crane / vote for @NezForAZ!! We’re going to flip this seat you guys!
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Pro tip: if your dealer will take a check, they’re a cop.
Turns out @SenLouiseLucas is nothing but a cheap low life hood rat asking her drug dealer if they’re actually a cop. “On or about April 19, 2022, LOUISE LUCAS asked ICC #1 if they were a member of law enforcement before purchasing between 3-5 pounds of marijuana from ICC #1.”
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Yes I’d like to report 435 people please.
BREAKING: Trump has revealed his new anti-fraud program set up to reward people who expose fraud with a 1% commission on the money uncovered. "If you turn somebody in and you, let's say report and you find $1 billion, we are giving a commission to that person of 1%."
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Gonna be real, if I went to a nationwide protest and there were 11 people there I would not post pictures of it.
Tempe No Kings yesterday. Amazing to see so many showing up and speaking out to defend our democracy. Now let’s get out and vote!
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I always thought Norse mythology was clever because their gods are worshipped for solving problems that never actually existed. Odin killed the ice giants! Proof? Yall see any ice giants lately? Didn’t think so. Anyways this post is about No Kings rallies.
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Legend has it that the bed once had room for humans in it.
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Patriots for @JuanCiscomani coming to a door near you!
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Remember: when you vote, (reputable) political orgs will scrub you from their lists and not knock on your door or call you any more.
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Thinking back to 15 or so years ago when I taught another bar regular what a straw man was and the next time I saw him he lost it about how everything he saw on tv was a straw man. One step at a time, one person at a time.
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Given our AG’s track record at prosecuting pay-to-play politicians, this is pretty funny.
🚨 NEW AD: PAY-TO-PLAY PETERSEN🚨 As ballots hit Arizona mailboxes, we’re hitting the airwaves with a new ad exposing Warren Petersen’s extremist record — and the special interests backing him. 💧 He attacked Arizona’s water protections, tried to sue to overturn them, and said: “We have plenty of water. We have the water we need.”💰 More than $1.2 MILLION in dark money has been spent by special interests boost his campaign by companies I've held accountable for endangering Arizonans ⚠️ Follow the money. Listen to his own words. Look at his record. That’s Pay-to-Play Petersen.
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Democrat explaining that you’re going to pay more for your groceries due to their policies.
Phoenix doesn't charge a grocery tax. So what could Prop 316 mean for the city — and the rest of Arizona? Asked about the proposal to cap municipal grocery taxes at 2%, Phoenix Mayor Kate Gallego urged voters to consider the potential effects beyond their own grocery bills. "For some smaller communities, this tax is how they pay for police and fire," @MayorGallego said. ▶️ Watch Gallego explain her concerns about Prop 316 and what she wants Arizona voters to consider before casting their ballots: ktar.com/watch/kate-gallego-…
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About to go hit some doors with the boys.
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This whole AI companies lobbying the pope thing is funny to me because everyone is accusing everyone of hubris. The hubris to believe you can create souls and change the pope’s mind! The hubris to believe you’re God’s representative and infallible!
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Social Security benefits for early adopters are being paid for by new members who will get nothing in return after the whole thing collapses under its own weight. It is literally a Ponzi scheme in every sense.
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I dunno, man. There’s a lot of good out there and a lot of bad too but people always seem to find whichever they’re looking for.
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Reading my voter guide and I’m glad so many candidates have such detailed plans like “we need to lower healthcare costs” and “we need to address housing costs”. At least it’s better than the “everything costs too much” signs, which is just an observation.
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Pretty bold coming from someone who failed the Voight-Kampff test in 2003.
I just signed an executive order permanently declaring Artificial Intelligence “Artificial Intelligence” in California. You’re welcome, America.
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I wouldn’t give a $400,000 business loan to someone whose business plan included a skip year in Italy before they make any revenue.
This is actually fucking evil holy shit. In the land of the free students must only study what the president approves apparently.
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Campaign slogans both sides can use; “If America falls to Socialism, there won’t be anywhere left to run”
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