Davey “Squid” Jones

Table was sagging so we threw a stick in to carry the load #Engineeringgenius

Check in on your friends and family. Life is fragile

Foid in my class just told our teacher that she dressed as the Lorax for Halloween. I saw her on the strip dressed like an absolute #thunderslut

Happy #NoshowerNovember to all those who celebrate

Sweating this hangover out

Taking a walk still hammered from the night before to reconnect with nature

To trig or not to trig that is the question

Buddy got posted slide 12 of the post and she’s got a kid with a different nigga #obliterate

Woke up with a half eaten quesadilla in my bed #HappyNovember1st

What’s a defense

Grown woman from my hometown is spreading a rumor that I got arrested. Bitch get back in the #kitchen and shut the fuck up

Hoe just bought my uber 😭✌️

hoe is already going and the sun is still up

Thank you plasma card for sponsoring my weekend

Outdoor boys at the bar #peak

Stuck in a 3 hour lab while the whole group is getting marg towers at the local Mexican restaurant

Opening while hungover at work is a bottom 3 experience

ICECUBE SHOT🥶🥶🥶