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Los Angeles, CA
Joined September 2009
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New Battle Tides book trailer is up. Have you read it and rated it on Amazon yet?! Have you left a copy in Spielberg’s star trailer?! ⭐️ have you bought a copy for your parole officer?! What are we waiting for?!?! Do it!
Https://bit.ly/BattleTides
#amwritingscifi
I look forward to @DanaBrunetti videos doing this Dukes of Hazzard move w flamethrowers out each side ✌🏻😂🔥🔥🔥
Are mustaches back in LA? I’ve seen 5 just out and about this morning.
Everyone thinks they look like a Cavill but they’re really serving Kip…
My last day at Disney…with Friends.
Didn’t get a chance to film w everyone but I thank you all for the glorious two years. Onward and upward as they say.
#waltdisneystudios #filmmaking
Revamped my entire website this weekend with my @grok @bot team and some @ChatGPT mojo tag teaming together. Would have taken me weeks 15 years ago learning Wordpress and code and html.
I thought resumes looked boring so I built an interactive career page with timelines and video highlights and career pix and shoutouts from colleagues along the way.
What do you think:
davidacuff.com/career/
Yes. “Midnight in Paris” showed this perfectly—modern writer (Owen Wilson) longs for the romantic days of Hemingway/ Fitzgerald. Then he (magically) meets them… discovers they’re nostalgic for the Belle Époque Edgar Degas era. Every gen thinks the last era was the golden one.
Ethan Hawke explains why you can't see how good your own era is until it's already gone
"My kids and stuff, some of my kids are older, so 27 23 and they're like"
"Oh back in the 90s, my son showed me the other day like 5 movies that came out some weekend in 1994 something and they're all amazing"
"He said what a time I wish i lived in that time and I was like wow I remember being nonplussed that weekend
and I remember wishing it was 1974"
"So we're in this ongoing thing which make it really easy to be critical and negative about what's happening"
"Cause usually time is the great curator, time will reveal what's good about what's happening right today cause it's harder for us to see it"
What if Cowboy Bebop received the live-action adaptation fans had always imagined? Ever since I heard Keanu was attached 10+ years ago to the live-action Bebop, I always wondered... what if.
youtube.com/watch?v=r480giDw…
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In the masterful words of Neo… “Whoa!!”
Woke up this morning to a #1 Amazon Best-Seller for “The Edge:Fourth Ward”. 1407 orders out the door! Hopefully they all return for Book#2! Grab your free kindle copy THIS WEEKEND! Link below!
a.co/d/0duC83Qw
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Some light weekend reading on my LA
Voyage and recent book launches…
voyagela.com/interview/risin…
Blood and tears were shed. Allegedly. The full and glorious EPK interview! Brace yourselves!
THE EDGE — Volume 1.1: Fourth Ward
Available: May 1, 2026
a.co/d/00R1nVJZ
Happy book launch day!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀
THE EDGE — Volume 1.1: Fourth Ward
Available: Now on Sale
a.co/d/0eXe4J47
When three privileged Skyberian teens are shot down in the brutal Fourth Ward, their only hope is a mercenary who’ll keep them alive—for as long as they can pay.
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OFFICIAL BOOK TRAILER: "The Edge" novel series ft. Kit Ryder.
Volume 1.1: Fourth Ward
Available: May 1, 2026
When three privileged Skyberian teens are shot down in the brutal Fourth Ward, their only hope is a mercenary who’ll keep them alive—for as long as they can pay.
“The Edge” coming every Friday in May
When three privileged Skyberian teens are shot down into the brutal ruins of the Fourth Ward, their only hope of survival is a mercenary who’ll keep them alive for exactly as long as they can pay her services — if they don’t kill each other
Haha take my money! *throws wallet at screen*
You had me at the first frame of Mike Wazowski on Ozempic…. 👁️🤣
Elon Musk and Ron Howard have ruined us with cinematic launches and cool camera angles.
Made the Artemis watch hard to watch. Especially right at launch when cameras blacked out as it left the pad. Boo. What are you streaming? Dialup?
At least you could hire Mr Beast
Perfect Top Gun move. Put on the brakes and they fly right by.
Once you get the “too close for missiles switching to guns” upgrade package you’ll get to experience phase two of this great maneuver! 🤣
Turns out, FSD is also the most polite driver on the road
While driving down a curvy mountain road, Tesla’s Full Self-Driving noticed a car aggressively tailgating from behind and made a decision most human drivers probably wouldn’t
Instead of braking hard or just ignoring it, the car smoothly eased over just enough to let the other driver pass
