As a writer I have penned an otherworldly fantasy, a murder mystery and two espionage thrillers. More to come.

I haven't been in a Wetherspoons pub since the pandemic, after Tim Martin's disgraceful treatment of his employees. You'd think he would have dialled his obnoxious behaviour down, but no, it seems that he now has a policy of insulting our war veterans. What a moron.

Farewell to the summertime of '26. You were quite something ☀

#StormBoelo is on the way, but it is nothing compared to the storm that Reform Wales' gaffe-prone leader Helen Jenner is facing after turning a Aberfan tribute into a Reform propaganda video. Really, she is the Liz Truss of Welsh politics. Farage sure can pick 'em.

So the Reform rhetoric - stop the boats, deport the migrants, close the migrant hotels. Reality check 👇

So in a week when there is a storm brewing in The North Sea over the Jackdaw oilfield, we have been getting warnings about #StormAusten And here it is, a storm in a teacup. Mor tea anyone 🍵

A popular insult from Reform and Farage supporters is calling people like me Lefties. Well I am, and proud of it, because the Left will always do the right thing. People on the right wing have inflicted unimaginable harm on society. And Farage is as right wing as you get. Example

Drilling in the North Sea, Storm Austen about to hit. There is much to distract. But forget about Jackdaw and consider Aberfan. Andy Burnham came down to pay tribute, and even Reform 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿' leader Helen Jenner posted (2 words and an emoji, big effort there, lady) but this cockwomble

The 💩 hitting the fan for Reform over their racist and misogynistic members and even this woman, who can usually be found with her foot in her mouth, is saying it like it is. And they think they can sue ITV. Deluded. And now we have Storm Austen to look forward to. Quite a week

It is a fact that drilling in The North Sea is bad for the environment, and yet - on the very day that Andy Burnham paid tribute to the victims on the 60th anniversary of the Aberfan disaster - he gives the go ahead to start drilling in the Jackdaw oilfield. Words fail me.

60 years ago today 144 people lost their lives in a landslide in Aberfan, 116 of them children as it crashed into Pantglas school. The memory is still raw, as is the anger over a preventable tragedy that no one ever faced consequences over. Today we remember them. Rest in peace🕯

With #CovidInquiry trending is it too much to hope that vermin like Matt Hancock, Boris Johnson and Michelle Mone will finally face justice for those tens of thousands of people they m*rde*ed with their PPE scams? It seems that a million pounds will buy a lot of high court Judges

On the eve of the 60th anniversary of Aberfan, we remember the fallen, quiet heroes that time forgot. To those who never went home.

To look at the trending section you'd think we're all obsessed with the events in Paris, and Macron, while the feed is all about Reform. I detect the hand of Elon Musk here as all I am seeing is endless pro-Reform posts. The French may be of interest, but some perspective here

As we approach the 60th anniversary of Aberfan, remember that the heroes were coal miners and ordinary people, the people that Maggie Thatcher called The Enemy Within. Her rancid carcass might be rotting in Hell, but her bastard offspring Nigel Farage is an even greater threat.

Essential viewing, not that we didn't know how vile and rancid this party was. Let's hope it brings Nigel Farage and his 4th Reich party down once and for all.

Showing indecent pictures to a female colleague, about to be exposed in a ITV documentary, one ex-party leader in jail for accepting bribes from Russia. Oh yes, damage limitation is hard when your party has taken the kind of hit that sent The Titanic to the bottom of the Atlantic

#bbclaurak really going to town on Reform. Not. And Nadine Dorries as much use as an empty bag of 💩 as usual. Trump is a woman hating thug and Farage aspires to be him. And woe betide any woman who speaks out against them. Trump's 🇺🇸 is Britain's future under Farage. Believe it

Oh dear! Even as Nigel is paddling away like a man in a leaky canoe as his party falls apart, the Reform Mayor of Hull & East Yorkshire Luke Campbell is in the soup for showing naked pictures of himself to a female colleague. Misogyny, racism, sexual harassment. Who needs Reform

Not having the best of weeks, are you Nigel Farage. More councillors stepping down (even the ones who weren't filmed by ITV) and even The BBC joining in the pile on. Well you encouraged these morons, and now here they are - the consequences of your actions. Always GB News though!

So after claims of lying from such paragons of honesty like Boris Johnson, it seems that Reform and the Conservatives really were playing Russian Roulette with the British Economy for their own ends. Well whoop-de-f***ing-do, I could have told you that years ago. Utter corruption