TOTAL VICTORY

🚨 Toyota announces its cars also fly when jettisoned off cliffs

Hitler finds out Tesla's new car flies

Another day of lackluster views on my X posts. Good thing I LOVE INDIA!!!!

Threw these up around Israel

What are the chances that the same guy who taught me Jewish philosophy at Brandeis Collegiate Institute in Simi Valley in 2000 is now head of the IRGC Quds Force? Literally zero. Yet there he is.

.@havivrettiggur is the most wonderfully Jewish voice we have.

Do you remember how pathetic it was when people actually drove cars that couldn't fly?!

NAILED IT

🚨🚨 CONFIRMED: The unconfirmed reports that the previous reports were confirmed has just been confirmed.

There's precisely a 0% chance that I will agree to drive in a non-flying car from now on.

Told you it wouldn't happen last night!

Nothing tops Glenn Gould playing the Goldberg Variations. Personally I prefer his 1981 version over 1955.

Will follow up with the details shortly. Details to follow.

98% sure it has something to do with the Jews

I think we should globalize defeating intifadahs

I'm thinking about switching sides and praising Pakistan non-stop, but I guess if millions of Indians like this post, I'll stick with the GREATEST DEMOCRACY IN SOUTH ASIA OF ALL TIME!!!!

I'm trying to think of something funny to quote tweet

Apparently I can't see everything because it's not in theatres in Israel