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i need you swifties to buy me a private jet. way better than driving. something malfunctions? not my problem i’ve already crashed into a mountain and now i’m in heaven drinking mountain dew with steve irwin. what i call a win-irwin
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flesh of a different dust
buried in the shell
silentplanet.ffm.to/signal
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The cat is out of the bag. @RATMofficial invited me to shoot their first show back after 11 years. This completes my ~30 year character arc/I've beat the final boss/etc.
Dreams come true if you chip away at them.
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5 minutes into the first date: Wow, sounds like an amazing trip! I'd love to visit there one day. What other places are you hoping to travel to?
45 minutes into the first date:
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girlfriend: now don't start weird conversations with my dad tonight
me: fine
[later]
me: [immediately] ah rugs, the coward's carpet
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Did Elvis Presley eat hamburgers? Yes he did. And he ordered gobs and gobs of them. And everybody up in Graceland would eat on them.
One of my favorite recurring arrested development jokes has got to be “smoking weed like a cigarette “
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People marching through central Moscow this evening chanting “No to War!”
Yo what’s with boomers talking so loud in coffee shops? I’m trying to study and instead learning about your medical history and some pina colada you had in Cabo. Ya don’t have to yell like you’re in a college bar on a Friday night
















