Joined April 2012
Customer with something already picked out: What’s good here?
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i need you swifties to buy me a private jet. way better than driving. something malfunctions? not my problem i’ve already crashed into a mountain and now i’m in heaven drinking mountain dew with steve irwin. what i call a win-irwin
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I love guitar strings and accessories.
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flesh of a different dust buried in the shell silentplanet.ffm.to/signal
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The cat is out of the bag. @RATMofficial invited me to shoot their first show back after 11 years. This completes my ~30 year character arc/I've beat the final boss/etc. Dreams come true if you chip away at them.
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5 minutes into the first date: Wow, sounds like an amazing trip! I'd love to visit there one day. What other places are you hoping to travel to? 45 minutes into the first date:
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i love mold
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If you guys are being all lovey-dovey I’m not serving you
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girlfriend: now don't start weird conversations with my dad tonight me: fine [later] me: [immediately] ah rugs, the coward's carpet
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Did Elvis Presley eat hamburgers? Yes he did. And he ordered gobs and gobs of them. And everybody up in Graceland would eat on them.
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the boys round here drinkin that ice cold beer!
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THEY’RE SQUINTING AT THE BILL. GET READY
One of my favorite recurring arrested development jokes has got to be “smoking weed like a cigarette “
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People marching through central Moscow this evening chanting “No to War!”
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Yo what’s with boomers talking so loud in coffee shops? I’m trying to study and instead learning about your medical history and some pina colada you had in Cabo. Ya don’t have to yell like you’re in a college bar on a Friday night
Work joke of the day was that we all talked like we were boomers for 8 hours
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"working hard or hardly working? Hehe let's go to Applebee's after this"
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Kinda sad pepe was co-opted by the neo fascists ngl 😢
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Happy Halloween ;)
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responding to God’s command to do justice by saying, “but what is justice?” is the same thing as responding to God’s command to love our neighbor by saying, “but who is my neighbor?”
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