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Love being a dad. Like other stuff too.

Cincinnati
Joined December 2009
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Some seriously awesome football nerd stuff.
Best Red Zone offense in the NFL—-and breaking the 2026 rules doing it @Bengals @Hawk @athielen19
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Someone should let Alex Smith know.
Joe Burrow leads the NFL in dropback success rate. No pass play in football has been more likely to produce a positive result through 8 weeks than a Burrow dropback. It's the highest success rate of his career and tied for the best of any QB in the last 3 seasons.
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Hi @Bengals if you’re not gonna give us the leaping tiger back how bout this?
In 1968, the Bengals introduced Benzoo, a real Bengal tiger cub who was the team’s original mascot, serving at home games. Loaned to the team by the Cincinnati Zoo, Benzoo would make on-field appearances at halftime, which players would go up to and pet. Live tiger cubs were eventually phased out by the team in the 90s due to practicality reasons, as the original 13-pound cub quickly grew to 75 pounds by the end of the season, and a 350-pound tiger by the following year. The team went through as many as seven live tiger cubs in the first 15 years. Via @unitedfrontarch
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I bet Jeff Tickets could help the Bearcats move some inventory.
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As opposed to winning it in overtime? Maybe they should just let the dog call the games, doubt it would be much worse.
"They're still thinking of trying to win this thing in regulation." Kirk Herbstreit as Notre Dame trailed BYU by 4 with 34 seconds remaining.
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I Said It’s Great To Be A Tennessee Vol #GBO #VFL
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Who could have possibly seen this coming? Not me, def not me.
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Fire everyone (including the guy who has no business making the next hire)
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But how is he with compliance?
Replying to @PeteThamel
Benko brings the skill set for the modern athletic director, as his duties at Auburn include business operations, NIL and revenue sharing, strategic initiatives, player management and contracts.
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Loving these tweets and now sad I don’t have one near me.
There are people tailgating the opening of Charlotte’s first Wegmans. Another car had a table and was cooking breakfast around 4:30 am @wsoctv
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Hahahahahahaha
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It was a late one, but @DavidNSimone and @CinciFan500 still got up early for brunch! 🔗 youtube.com/live/Vw_7E0zpNQ0…
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11 carries 16 yards In a one score game That August under center really gonna unlock the run game talk was fun Pretty hard to get good at something if you don’t actually ever do it
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Football this weekend has been sub optimal
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